Run from me?
Well not that I'd blame ya, but you are quite gay for me, like head over heels (Literally cause you dress like a girl you big ginny

), so I can't see you being able to drag yourself away( well not unless you were already in drag) from me.
Yeah I think you'd make a great alcoholic, homosexual, sexually overt, hyperactive and prone to swearing nun. :3
And don't worry about your lovelife. You're a charming, funny and very attractive young lad, I don't think you'll be waiting too long. ;o
If not, you know where to find me!
(Bring booze and a change of underwear o.o)