Envy continued to hold his kitten form, pouncing across the bed to jump on Edward and rub against the human boy, purring loudly before licking at some of those suspicious little white splotches on his skin.

Between licks he snickered at the boy. "Fire fly is going to be livid with you this time o Chibi. I bet he spanks you. "

Ed smacked the envy kitten across the room...not holding back a smirk..and stood to his feet...his whole body feeling like one big wound and wend to shower...the hot water felt good on his cuts and he leaned against the shower wall and just let the water drip down him...refershing his every pore....he cleaned up well and gingery bandaged the few places he still had on him and got dressed, his hair still dripping wet he walked back into his room and sat on the edge of the bed waiting for Roy....Ed looked around hoping that Envy kitten had poofed away.

Envy yowled as he was sent sailing across the room. His kitten body tumbled and landed upside down against the wall with a soft thud, and he glared dizzily at Edward as the boy walked off.

"Oh!! Chibi you are SO gonna pay for that!!" He snarled and hissed at the bathroom door, growling as he padded around the room in a small circle on silent paws. After a moment he decided to hide and surprise his dear shrimp. He darted under the bed frame and curled up in the shadows, waiting and watching.

When Ed reappeared from his bathing and settled on the bed, Envy remained hidden and silent, waiting for Roy to come in.

The door opend and Roy came in ...looking Grim.
Ed diddnt even look up at the colonel, he knew what ever Roy was going to say was only going to make things overall worse.

Roy stood in front of Ed...trying to decide how best to handle this situation.
"Ed, I dont know whats going on here...but I think that you have a lot to tell me...and I want you to know that I am here to listen to you for whatever--"

"Just shut your pie hole colonel...you dont understand me or what is going on here...and quite frankly you are the last person I feel like confiding in."

Roy was taken a back by what Fullmetal had said,...his mind went back to what Envy had told him....about driving ed away into the arms of the enemy.....maybe it wasnt too late for Roy to be the parental figure in the boys life....Roy sat on the edge of the bed next to Ed and tried again.

"Edward...listen to me, I know more than you think and I am honestly worried about you....I wont force you to talk..I just want to let you know I am here if you need someones shoulder."

Envy twitched his feline whiskers and lowered his ears flat against his head as he listened to Roy yammer on.

What was this?! How DARE he muscle in on the chibi! The runt was HIS!! He glared, inching a bit closer to Roy's right leg. Mustang was getting too close to what was his property now. He had claimed it. Ed had reciprocated. Okay so maybe it wasn't like a marriage or anything and after Envy got what he needed he would leave Ed in a ditch somewhere with a nasty head bump. BUT for the time being he had full claim to this kid. 100%!

The kitten snarled and hissed, surging out from the bed to latch onto Mustang's ankle with all four sets of talon sharp claws and a matching group of fangs. Cutting deep through fabric and flesh to spill blood.

Take THAT Mustang! Envy sneered mentally as he spit and hissed at the man.

feeling the sudden shock of claws Roy jumped up and started kicking his foot around trying to shake the kitten off..finnaly he reached down and grabbed it by the scruff of the neck.

"Little devil" he mumbled glaring at it ..holding it at arms length.
"Ed...what is this cat doing here!?..you know pets arnt allowed in the dorms!"

Ed was about to retort that it wasnt his cat...when somthing evil popped into the boys head...he quickly grabbed the kitten from Roy still holding it by the scruff.

"Sorry Colonel, you know how Al is always picking up these things....I told AL he could keep this one...but it had to stay outside."

Ed then looked at the kitten with mistchivouse grin.
"Bad pooky kitty....you were naughty and snuck inside!" he said shaking a finger.
"Now Ed has to spank!" he said smiling evily...then holding the kitten securly with one hand he lifted Envys puffy tail and started swatting its pink little hole with his hand....rather firmly.
"Bad...bad kitty!" he said spanking harder...then looking up at Roy smiling.

"You have to have a firm hand on these little thinsg or they will run all over you." Ed said spanking the kitten harder still.

Envy sweatdropped as soon as Ed started scolding him. He should have KNOWN the crazy runt would do something irritating.

When Ed's hand came down he hissed and flailed his claws in fury, puffing his fur and snarling but it did little good with his tiny body. He growled as Ed continued to spank him, it was humiliating particularly with Mustang around!

The sin snarled and decided to hell with it, shifting back into his normal form, though the fact that he changed his body did nothing to alter Ed's arm around him, which landed him bent over at the waist with Ed's arm around his middle and the runts other hand landing a solid clap on the seat of his shorts, his skirt held up in Ed's hand where his tail had been.

Envy jerked, pulling away from Ed and scowling at the runt in annoyance, though his cheeks were tinted by a very obvious blush. "Damn you chibi!!"

Ed wasnt at all shocked by Envy changing ..infact he suspected as much..when Envy tried to jerk away Ed grabbed him back again using his automail arm as it was much stonger..and continued to deliver the hard swats on the envys backside.
"Such a bad kitty!" Ed said still smiling.

Roy on the other hand was utterly taken aback by what he was seeing...he diddnt know what to do...if he should intervene or just walk away and pretend he wasnt seeing what he was seeing...instead he just stood there..dumbfounded..watching Ed spank the living daylights out of Envy.

Well that wasn't what he expected at all! Ed had been telling him to go away so much and when he finally did try to get some distance the boy yanked him right back in! Of course it WAS only to keep slapping at his ass, which, he had to admit in this form felt pretty good, though it did sting.

Envy squirmed a little, he could fight the pipsqueak off if he REALLY wanted to, but somewhere deep inside he knew that he really didn't mind this. So instead he put both hands on the arm Ed was using to hold him in place with and stayed still, letting the alchemist spank him, watching the boy with challenging violet eyes and a deep blush. If chibi wanted to show off for colonel he could play along!

Ed stopped spanking for a second and looked at Roy,
"Colonel could I borrow your belt for a second....this kitten still hasnt learned its lesson"

Roy was starting to belive that maybe he was hallucinating and it really was a kitten Ed was spanking...almost in a trance Roy unbucled his belt and handed it to Ed.

"Thanks Colonel..Oh and could you show your way out?..I will report to your office once I am finished here."

Roys mouth still on the floor backed away and left closing the door behind him.

Ed then taking his new leather weapon and folding it in half started cracking it hard over Envys backside sharply.
"Now you listen envy and you listen GOOD!" Ed said between the strokes.
"If you are so entent on following me around then you have to go by MY rules!!!...you cant just go popping in and out of whatever form you want....it will blow both of our covers!!!
if your the form of a kitten...when someone is around...YOU STAY in that form untill the person leaves!....you are to NEVER show your true form around ANYONE when we are together....GOT IT!!!"

Ed slammed the belt again harder and harder.
If you can follow those rules you can still fufill your little mission father...and I can go about my buisness...and we will ALL be HAPPY!!."
TWAAAACKK TWAACKK!!!