Envy arched, bucking his hips forward at the crack of the belt and snarling at the sharp bite it landed across his bottom. At least he had his shorts on this time.

He twitched his hips from one side to the other, then fixed Edward with a glare, that..was suspiciously more like..a...pout.

"FINE! You want to make rules I'll play by them.. for now. But I'm NOT letting that pompous idiot come in here and walk all over you! That's MY right!" He snapped, scowling and clutching the automail arm wrapped around his waist with a very, possessive grip.

Ed was surprised when Envy cluctched his automail, like a child clutching a toy that they did not want to share with a sibiling. somthing about the way Envy was doing that made Ed soften just a bit....

"I am glad we have an understanding...now let this be a reminder of you forget in the future."

Ed then lifted Envys skirt and jerked his shorts down and landed 10 very heavy strokes..almost making Envys rump look purple and raw. Ed diddnt hold back, he knew even though it was painful right now...that Envy would heal back up in no time...thus letting Ed be as harsh as he wanted with the sin.

After the final stroke that almost broke skin Ed stopped and then shoved Envy to the floor, he was not the cuddeling type after a spanking type...especially when it was Envy he was dealing with...infact he did want to give Envy any comfort what so ever....he was going to make this deal as hard as he could on the sin...hoping to maybe drive him away.

"Now...if you dont mind I have major damage control to attend to with Mustang!..hopefully I can convince him he was drunk when he came in here!"

It was hard to be graceful in this situation, really, but Envy did his best, grimacing at the pain in his behind until it healed itself. He scrambled to his feet and adjusted his clothing, giving Edward a furious glare but not acting as if he was going to follow.

Instead he sat down on the bed and crossed one pale leg over the other, tilting his head toward the window with a soft huff.

"You realize..you can't do that while giving him back the belt you took to beat me with." he sneered, staring at Ed from the corner of his eye.

Ed stopped in his tracks gritting his teeth.
"WELL do you have a BETTER idea!!!...because if you do I would sure as hell like to hear it!!!" Ed said his face red with anger at the situation. glaring at Envy wanting ever so badly to beat him once again with the belt.

The way Ed was glaring and clutching the belt made Envy cringe just slightly, but it was a visible movement that Ed could probably catch if he was paying close enough attention.

The sin frowned at the carpet and then shrugged his shoulders, resuming his nonchalant attitude.

"Think about it O chibi. First off he saw me last night in his office while you were in here getting ready for dream land. Then again today. He's not a stupid man whatever you might think of him. Father wouldn't let an idiot get this far in the ranks. He's not going to realize this is a dream. So! Why not..instead of saying that he was dreaming convince him that you've captured me! After all, we did cause a stir at Lab five. And after that..display...he'll probably be easier to convince that you're in control of the situation..." He smirked, amused with his own plan. It wasn't bad really..much better than waltzing in and saying you were sleep walking!

Ed hated to admitt it but what Envy said made sense...not only made sense..but made his former plan sound like a 5 year old had come up with it.

"Fine, I'll talk to him now...but after this you will have to be very carfull when your around Roy....he cant know that your still here...I will convince him that after I whipped you that you ran away with your tail between your legs." Ed smirked...the mental image of what that would look like made Ed laugh inside....that means you cant use your kitten for around...or where he might see you...got it!?!" Ed said pointing the belt at Envy on the bed.

The sin pouted at Ed again, then grinned mischievously and shifted into a rather stunning red head with legs that went on forever and sharp black heels on her dainty feet. Her eyes were a breathtaking crystal blue and her voluptuous curves were almost busting from her tight military uniform..which ha dthe exception of a super short, ruffled mini skirt.

"How about this?" Envy waved coyly at Ed, his voice a silky alto. Waiting to see what the chibi would do.

"GAAaaa.....CUT THAT OUT!!!!"Ed ylled flailing his arms around...I am NOT being followed around by THAT!!...besides you would regret it if Roy comes around...you would find yourself in a very uncomfortable situation with him...he has a thing for mini skirts." Ed said his face still red.

"cant you shapeshift into something half way normal....like a toddler...that I can take over my knee more easily " Ed grinned at that idea all of a sudden...a chibi envy.

Envy arched an eyebrow, and then shifted again, alchemic energy flaring before he returned to his usual form, only much smaller, roughly the size of a five year old child.

He gave Ed a look of total utter adorableness, huge violet chibi eyes and a tiny innocent smile. It was probably a bit scary that he could even MAKE that expression.

"Like this?" Even his voice was younger sounding.

Ed was stunned by the adorablness of Envy....he was so cute...Ed forgot for a moment that it was his mortal enemy....his heart thobbed to the point of breaking at the cutness.

Ed coughed and suddenly had the urge to glomp and cuddle the lil envy.
"Um..y--yes....OH for heavns sake you are soooo adorable!...I dont think I could ever be angry with a face like that" Ed said patting the top of Envys head and pinching his cheek.