"haha why are u so close to my privates?" i joke,"You know you want me haha" i laugh

I snicker at Kiba's lame attempt at humor. I hit him in his abs and force him to move. There wasn't one day when I was around that boy that he didn't throw out his sex jokes. The gay ones at that.

A part of me actually thought je was serious, but the other side of me, the smart side, knew that he was only goofing around. There was no way that Kiba was gay, and even if he was..., it wouldn't have mattered. I was straight. Our friendship wouldn't change over something like that.

But, it's like I said: he ain't gay, so there was no need to worry about it.

Shikamaru just remained silent standing there looking like an idiot
"Hey!" i yell, "what are u doing, if your bored then come over and start sucking haha" i joke again teasing him

"Dude, you are so gay," I laugh. I then joke with him and say, "Not like there's anything to suck on anyway, haha."

Okay, that sounded way more honk than intended, but Kiba knows how to take a good joke, right? I would hope so. I didn't think he'd get upset over s rebuttal for his lame attempts at humor.

"haha yea right i have the biggest cock in Konoha" i said I was being quite serious maybe over exaggerating a little bit

"I think you've only seen your tiny cock" i joke

I stand up and shrug my shoulders. I was... okay when it came to my size. I wasn't the biggest guy around, but I wasn't exactly small, either. I was average and modest about it.

"Hey, you're born with what ya got," I yawn. I feel as if the pool was a great way to cool off, but now I've hit boredom. Maybe Kiba would want to hang out. The bum didn't seem to be doing anything. "Hey, dude, once you're done bragging about your big dick," - I used airquotes - "want to hang out? We could chill at my house or your pad and do the usual."

"sure let me get dressed" i walked out of the water and put some clothes on
"lets go if your ready"

"Yeah," I say. "My house or yours?"

"How about yours, mind usually smells like dog" i joke
"haha, ok lets go"

"Sounds good. We kinda gotta go through the woods to get there, though," I tell him. I notice that the sun is lowering. "You can hold my hand if you get scared?"

I'm laughing at him now, taunting and mocking the macho-man that was known as Kiba Inuzuka.