Teme no Dobe
 

Naruto sighed heavily as he returned to that place, the place in which he had confronted Sasuke and for the first time they had seen eachother in 2 years. The place was still crumbled to ruin and Naruto just stared up at the exact place Sasuke had been standing. He clenched his fists and closed his eyes, the pain of not being able to stop his friend from leaving Konoha reared it's ugly head and made the poor Kyûbi vessel feel as if someone had torn his heart to shreds. He failed Sakura, but more importantly he had failed Sasuke.

He reopened his eyes as he felt the chakra of 3 other people as well as. . .Sasuke's.

"S-Sasuke!?" Naruto shouted out, though sadly it was more like a squeak of happiness and made him sound like one of Sasuke's fan girls. It wasn't long before Sasuke's team appeared all around Naruto, he glanced around at all of them.

"Heh, you were right Sasuke. The Kyûbi brat was right where you said he'd be," He smirked a toothy grin and looked at Naruto "Though, what is a ninja from Konoha doing way out here?" He asked and amusement gleamed in his eyes as the knuckle-headed ninja growled.

"Tch." Was all he said, the only reason he had been away from Konoha is that he had been lucky enough to be able to have an entire week free of missions.

"Sasuke-kun? Do you really think it wise to get the Kyûbi this early on? Didn't Madara say that he was going to capture the nine-tails himself?" The girl of the group asked as she adjusted her glasses. That's when Naruto's eyes began to avert all the other members of Taka, there was that red-headed girl that had just spoke, a guy with messy orange hair that towered over all of them, that jerk who dared calling him 'Kyûbi brat', and of course, Sasuke.

"No, I told Madara what I wanted to do. It was my order to capture you, Naruto." The Uchiha looked down at him. "Plus, now he's out of the way."

"C-capture me!? Sorry Teme, but that's not going to happen! I'm going to be the one that captures you and drags your ass back to Konoha!" He suddenly took a step back and glared at Sasuke, he reached back into his shuriken pouch as he got into battle-ready position.

"He is such a loud-mouth, not to mention he's also a complete idiot. Look around you, brat," Karin crossed her arms "You're surrounded, there is no possible way you'll be able to even touch any of us." She said in a scoff and Suigetsu himself nodded in agreement.

"Just accept it, Kyûbi brat. Whether you be smart about all this and come with us without a fight or you be stupid about it and attempt to fight us, you'll just end up coming with us in the end." Suigetsu commented and took out his sword, Naruto's eyes instantly fell upon it 'I-Is that Zabuza's sword?' he thought to himself.

"He's always been that stupid..." Sasuke remarked. "...and he still is...heh..." he shook his head with a smirk. "You won't even be heading back to Konoha, let alone take us with you." The Uchiha remarked. "If you do, it'll be for your own funeral."

"Shut up!" Naruto barked and began to do hand signs "Kage bunshin no jutsu!" He shouted and four Naruto appeared near the real one.

"I don't really care if there's hundreds of you, I'll take you all on!" He growled and suddenly Suigetsu slammed the handle of his sword into his stomach, Naruto then bent over and coughed 'S-shit..' he thought to himself and the others disposed of his clones rather quickly, it was a foolish attempt and that made Naruto just feel absolutely pathetic.

"Told ya, kid." Suigetsu said and then brought his hand down on his neck, pressing his pressure point and knocking the poor blond out. He then looked to Sasuke and held the blond up by the collar of his shirt.

"Idiot..." he muttered, and grabbed the blonde by his collar. "I'll teach him when he wakes up." he told the group. He hoisted him over his shoulder and walked away from the camp, down near the river.

It wasn't long before Naruto began to regain consciousness, he let out a soft groan and realized that he was being carried. The scent was familiar..so familiar and strangely Naruto couldn't help, but snuggle in closer to Sasuke. He missed him so much and now he was being kidnapped by him, it sickened him to death that he began to realize that he didn't mind being captured by Sasuke.

Once Naruto opened his eyes a bit and saw that Sasuke was carrying him over to the river he re-closed his eyes, still pretending to be unconscious. He didn't want Sasuke to know that he was awake just yet.

Sasuke sat Naruto down and propped him up against a tree. He stared at him with his crimson eyes. "You're not fooling me." he suddenly remarked among the silence.

Naruto growled a bit as he said this and his eyes snapped open, then he began to glare at Sasuke. That boy was cockier then ever! He then stood up and clenched his fists, wincing as the ache from being hit in the stomach came back.

"Teme, Tell me why you are 'capturing' me. No doubt it's for the the Kyûbi, but why do you need the nine-tails..?" He growled, he resisted the urge to continue on his rant as he felt his emotions screaming to be let out.

"You mean why do 'we' need the nine-tailed demon? Well, to destroy Konoha of course. After all, they literally sentenced my brother to his death. Our goal is to wipe out every being who lives there, and in order to do that, we need the demons." he replied simpily.

Naruto paused for a whole minute, this just had to be a joke!

"Damn it, Sasuke! After killing your brother you plan on going and destroying Konoha!? Why do you even care that he was sentenced to death by the village!? Last time I checked you didn't give a rat's ass about your Brother!" Naruto snarled, he just couldn't believe Sasuke! He stomped his foot, trying to contain his anger "I won't allow you to extract the nine-tails from me for the destruction of Konoha, which if you've forgotten, is both mine and your home!" He shouted, his eyes blazing with both worry and anger.

Sasuke rose a brow and sat down on a log next to the tree. He toppled the young blonde over his knee, and began to go for his pants. "Hn...now you have angered me." he yanked them down along with his boxers. "I must now teach you a lesson that won't be forgotten." he suddenly slammed his hand down.

As he hit his knees he froze completely, what was this jerk thinking on doing? As he felt his pants and boxers being tugged down his eyes widened. This wasn't good, he began to struggle and jerk around on his lap.

"W-what the hell are you do-Eep!" Naruto yelped as Sasuke's hand hit down on his backside, how humiliating! His face heated up and began to glow a bright red "L-Let me go, let me go right now, teme!" He studdered out the demand, this was not happening. . .

"You know exactly what I'm doing." he replied, a hint of anger in his voice. He continued with the barrage of harsh swats, and suddenly realised his certain member reacting to all of this. He needed Naruto.

This was a huge blow to Naruto's pride and the worst part of it all was that it actually kinda hurt. He clenched his fists and continued to struggle, Sasuke using such a punishment on him, the jerk was basically saying that he was so weak that he resorted to something as stupid as this.

"S-stop that!" Naruto yelped and felt something hard stick into his stomach " That better be a kunai y-you sick bastard!" Naruto suddenly gasped, his face heating up even more.

Sasuke had to resist the great urge, and he did as he continued to swat down the poor teens rear. After a few minutes, whimpering could be heard and tears could be felt. Sasuke swatted his thigh hard once and looked down to the dobe burning red rear. He took his shaky hand, and helped him off his lap. He held his chin so they were looking into eachothers eyes. "I hope you learned your lesson..." he replied, and took Naruto's lip in for a deep kiss. "...dobe..."

Naruto was shaking a bit as he felt warm tears stream down his face, the whole entire time he had been trying to hold any signs of being in pain, but he couldn't help it anymore so he just began to let it out.

Once Sasuke began to help him off his lap he let out a small sigh of relief, but nothing could have prepared for what the Uchiha-brat did next. Once he felt Sasuke's lips on his, his eyes widened and he froze completely. After a moment or so Naruto pulled away and just stared at him, he had no idea on how to react so he just blushed and looked away.

The Uchiha grinned slightly. "What's the matter?" he pushed him to the ground with a hand and started to kiss him again. "The great Uzumaki Naruto isn't frightened, it he?"

Naruto growled as he continued to kiss him and he struggled from underneath the teme, he liked this, but no way in hell would he show you much or that he enjoyed it at all. He was also pissed off that Sasuke was doing this after spanking him like a little whelp, which showed that Sasuke's motive was to just embarass and humiliate him as well as get off on doing that to the poor Kyuubi vessel.

"Let me go Teme! So I was right, you did get off on that. . .you sadist. ." He growled out and suddenly Karin began to make her way out to the lake. Naruto's eyes widened at this and Naruto felt sick to his stomach, his face began to turn a violent red.

"Hey, Sasuke-ku-" She paused as she saw them both on the ground with Sasuke sucking face with Naruto.

Sasuke twitched and spun around at lightning sped. Before Karin new it, Sasuke was holding her up against a tree, screaming in her face. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" he shrieked, his face crimson. *facepalm* "...Karin, why the hell are you all the way out here?" Sasuke asked, trying to mantain his anger levels that were rising.

Karin was surprised when Sasuke did this and her eyes widened in fear, especially when he was yelling. Uchiha Sasuke was always calm and collected and never had she seen him get this mad.

"I-I-I'm sorry for dis-disturbing you Sasuke-kun, but I was just going to tell you that we need to proceed with the 'jutsu'." She said and Naruto tilted his head at her, what in the world was she talking about? "If we don't preform it now the Kyûbi-brat will with no doubt escape. . ." She mumbled and Naruto began to struggle more violently, whatever jutsu they were gonna use on him it wasn't going to be good.

Sasuke looked to the blonde, then quickly threw him over his shoulder. "Alright, let's get this over with." Both started to walk back to camp. Sasuke had a death grip on the squirming kitzune.

"Gah! Hanase, Sasuke-teme!" Naruto yelped as he was thrown over the Uchiha's shoulder, Karin watched as Naruto pathetically tried to escape Sasuke's grasp. She rolled her eyes and continued to walk, this blond kid was just thrashing around in vain.

Once they got back to camp Karin began to prepare things, this jutsu took a lot of chakra so she wanted everything to go right the first time so they wouldn't have to do it a second time.

"Alright, Sasuke-kun. We'll have to tie the brat up to a tree or something so his movements are limited, I have one shot at this and if I fail to preform the jutsu then It'll take another few days until I can recover enough of my chakra to try again." Karin announced as she watched the blond slowly stop struggling in Sasuke's grip, this was perfect. For the jutsu too much movement on the target would lessen the affect, but it seemed Naruto was also becoming exhausted which increased the chance on getting this right the first time.

(Ooc: Hanase: Let me go.)

"Hn." Sasuke replied in a simple nod, tying the blonde up to a tree with chakra strands. "Stop squirming." he commanded. "Or I'll beat your ass in front of everyone." he warned. "Alright, Karin." Sasuke gestured to her.

His blue eyes flickered up to Sasuke's face and he glared at him, how dare that bastard even threaten him in such a humiliating manner! He was going to kick his ass, but first he had to escape. . .

"Alright." Karin mumbled and began to get a bit closer to the Kyuubi vessel. As she did Naruto slowly and as discreetly as possible, reached for one of his kunai. There was no way in Hell would Naruto allow them to preform this jutsu. He wasn't the smartest Shinobi, but he knew if they did preform it. . .he'd be screwed.