Private time(private for me and narutofan)
 

it was a hot day in konoha i(kiba)
was at the pool swimming bare to cool off

(I thought you were going to be Asuma. Now you're Kiba? Should I be Shikamaru or Naruto? Fuck it, I'll be Shika.)

Today was a rather hot day. It was almost unbearable to say the truth. The weather like this never got as bad as it was right now, and I honestly felt like a layer of sweat was building on my skin and making it's way through my shirt. It felt damp and nasty.

I let out a sigh and scratch my head. Maybe a trip to the pool would be a good way to cool off. I've never been there before, but it was pretty much out of options now. I couldn't go home and shower. My mom would just nag me to death.

Surprisingly, there's no one at the pool. I would have though that, on a day like this, there would be more people. Go figure.

Imma about to go in, dressed in only my green beach-shorts when I see someone surface on the other side. They must have been underwater. I squint my eyes "cause the sun's glare is blinding, and I realize who it is that I had just seen.

"Hey, Kiba, what's up man?" I wave. I don't know if he could hear me. His back is turned towards me, and he's pretty far into the deep end. All I can see is his head poking out of the water, his brown locks damped down with all the water from the pool. "What are you doing out here?"

"Oh hey shikamaru!'' feeling embarresed i teleport to my get my trunks and then back
"Im just cooling off on this hot day, what r u doing here" i yell back

I scratch the back of my head. I saw Kiba poof in and out for a moment, but now it had me thinking why? Why did he teleport for like a second? Was something goin' on?

I dip my toe into the pool. The water is cold. I don't know how Kiba is in there all the way to his freakin' neck. Jesus Christ.

"Same here, bro. Thought I would cool off. You don't mind if I join you right?" I ask. I then look around and add, "You think there's room for me in there? Haha."

"haha go ahead" feeling a quick hard on '' "why am i getting a hard on!" i thought to myself

The water is cold. A part of me just wanted to be like "You know what? Nevermind," but the other part of me, the part that wasn't a spineless yellow-belly, told ms to just suck in my gut and jump in. Of course, I didn't do that, either. I mDe my way over to the steps and slowly made my way in.

"Brrr," I shiver. "I-it's freakin' col- Hey! Stop laughing! It's not funny alright."

I hold onto the rail. I don't wanna go any deeper than the second step I was currently on. Fuck! I must look pathetic. I'm as pale as a ghost on a sunny day, and I'm shivering like a wet cat on a day where the temp is nearing it's freaking hundreds.

"haha suck it up shika its just a little cold water" the water was just the way i like it cold and chilly.
'' hey shikamaru, come or are u just a chicken are u gonna run to ur little asuma-sensai" i yelled across the water
i dont know how he felt like the water was cold it was a hot day and the water was just perfect

"Screw you, man," I say from where I am. There was no way I'd go over there. I was fine with just dipping my feet. Actually...

I pretty much exit and just sit on ledge as i splash my feet in and out and look up at the sky, basking in it's warmth. That's right. I was warm now. Not hot, not cold. Warm.

"I'm not scared of Asuma," I say, my eyes still shut in relaxation as I grip the edge. "You're the one who'd be running around like a little girl if Kurenai-sensei popped her head up, haha."

" You suck you know that? haha fine dont come" i said not beliving myself. I teleported behind shikamaru grabbed him by the chest and pushed him in
seeing him fall him gave me a lot of joy
"hows that shikamaru" i say standing on the ground

Fucking asshole! I resurface with a gasp, and my eyes are literally about to pop out of their sockets! Fuck, the water is cold. Now I know how Jack and Rose felt when they were in the icy-waters of the antarctic.

Stop! I was over-exaggerating.

"You're such a drag," I complain. My heart is bearing madly as a cold numbness takes over. It passes by, though. In time my body adapts, and I swim around the pool freely. Okay, I was on my back, and I was letting the water take me wherever, but I was still moving, nonetheless.

My head bumps into Kiba's stomach, and I laugh.

"Mind moving, you pushy jerk!"

"haha why are u so close to my privates?" i joke,"You know you want me haha" i laugh

I snicker at Kiba's lame attempt at humor. I hit him in his abs and force him to move. There wasn't one day when I was around that boy that he didn't throw out his sex jokes. The gay ones at that.

A part of me actually thought je was serious, but the other side of me, the smart side, knew that he was only goofing around. There was no way that Kiba was gay, and even if he was..., it wouldn't have mattered. I was straight. Our friendship wouldn't change over something like that.

But, it's like I said: he ain't gay, so there was no need to worry about it.

Shikamaru just remained silent standing there looking like an idiot
"Hey!" i yell, "what are u doing, if your bored then come over and start sucking haha" i joke again teasing him

"Dude, you are so gay," I laugh. I then joke with him and say, "Not like there's anything to suck on anyway, haha."

Okay, that sounded way more honk than intended, but Kiba knows how to take a good joke, right? I would hope so. I didn't think he'd get upset over s rebuttal for his lame attempts at humor.

"haha yea right i have the biggest cock in Konoha" i said I was being quite serious maybe over exaggerating a little bit

"I think you've only seen your tiny cock" i joke

I stand up and shrug my shoulders. I was... okay when it came to my size. I wasn't the biggest guy around, but I wasn't exactly small, either. I was average and modest about it.

"Hey, you're born with what ya got," I yawn. I feel as if the pool was a great way to cool off, but now I've hit boredom. Maybe Kiba would want to hang out. The bum didn't seem to be doing anything. "Hey, dude, once you're done bragging about your big dick," - I used airquotes - "want to hang out? We could chill at my house or your pad and do the usual."

"sure let me get dressed" i walked out of the water and put some clothes on
"lets go if your ready"

"Yeah," I say. "My house or yours?"

"How about yours, mind usually smells like dog" i joke
"haha, ok lets go"

"Sounds good. We kinda gotta go through the woods to get there, though," I tell him. I notice that the sun is lowering. "You can hold my hand if you get scared?"

I'm laughing at him now, taunting and mocking the macho-man that was known as Kiba Inuzuka.

"Haha sure" i said jokingly
shikamaru was ahead a little and i was speeding up trying to catch up

"You're so slow man," I tell him. I know Kiba, aside from Lee, is the fastest in The Hidden Leaf, and I know he hates it when people taunt him. I also know that he loves challenges. "let's make a bet, yeah? First one to my house gets to make the other do whatever they want, alright? Ready... Set... Go!"

I know I was so cheating since I was already ahead of him by a few good feet.

"crap you cheater Naruto!" i yell
I race foward using my canine like feet to boost my speed

(I'm Shikamaru, remember? Haha.)

Kiba was gaining up on me. Damn! The kid was fast. I added chakra to my feet and started dashing at top speed. I wasn't going to lose. Heck no! Last time we made a bet, Kiba had me streak in front of Temari. The girl nearly kicked my ass, and, god, it was so embarrassing.

I had to win - no matter what. I pant as I rush faster. There's no way I could lose

(sorry haha)
He was using chakra and was way ahead now
"If you want to play that way" I told my self
I Quckly jumped into the air and started to spin fast and turned my self into a tornado
I Raced toward him knowing i could not lose

He must really want to beat me badly. I can't risk streaking again, though. I sprint faster and use my own jutsu. Kiba's hard to catch, but there's plenty of shadows in the woods.

"Shadow possession jutsu!"