Artists Assassination (Jashinish Only)
 

It was another day, a boring day in the village. Being a member of the Akatsuki, a well-known organization group hired for high rank mission and assassin. Today, apparently they was getting a new member or something. Hopefully, this is isn't as annoying as that orange mask man.

Deidara ran a hand through his hair and hummed softly. Looking up at the tower and blinked. "...hm..." He smiled and went inside. Heading into the office and looked at Pein along with a few other people surround the desk. "I'm Iwa Deidara, un." He said, setting down the file.

Arriving to the building heading to the officer where the leader was. Sighing deeply, he looks around to see others except for the newcomer with the long blonde ponytail hair, raising an eyebrow up at the man then scoffs lightly.

Deidara looked up at the guy that looked at him with a raised eyebrow. Deidara coughed softly and glanced at him. Pein looked over the file and smiled softly before turning emotionless again.
"Sasori. That is your new partner, Deidara Iwa."

"...Meh." Sasori eyeing the newcomer once again, groaning to the fact that this is his new partner. "....Don't disappoint me, newbie." The red haired snarls.

Deidara looked at the red headed guy and grinned. "You're the one talking fireball." He shrugged softly. "How are you going to kill people with that hair, un? I can spot you thousand miles away!"

The puppeteer's ear twitched at that comment, inching himself close to the blonde man. Suddenly his head did a full 90 degree turn, that stoic expression changed into his true persona: wide eyes and shadow over. "....I suggest you watch that mouth of yours if you know what's good for you...~"

Deidara stepped back a little and glared at him. "Why don't you make me, un?" He smirked and bowed at Leader. Who just ignored the fact that the two artists already got into a fight. He handed Deidara the cloak.
"Sasori. Bring him to your room. Do not kill him. Get along with the new member."

Already on the verge for execution, he was stopped by the leader and fixes his head back in place. "...Yes, sir." Sasori bows to him, turning to the door and heads out not bothering to wait for Deidara.

Deidara followed him out and smirked. "Haha. You got nothing to say. You do have nice butt though, Un." He grinned and toyed with a clay in his hand. Following the other.

Leading the man upstairs through the hallways to his room, he opens it and steps inside. "...Close the door and take your shoes off." Sasori said blankly.

Deidara Simply nodded and slipped his shoes off. Now being the groups youngest killer of age 19. Deidara can be seen as a bit childish.

Once the rookie settled in and the door closed, strings suddenly appeared around Deidara's neck tightening as it lifts him up. "....A warning, newcomer..~ Keep make stupid ass jokes around me and considered your life being a lifeless object until the day I'm done and turn you into a fireplace. Got it..?~"

Deidara yelped and glared down at Sasori. "What stupid ass joke forehead?" Deidara smirked smugly and dug into his pockets. Gagging a little but pulls out a clay bird. A little explosion going on as he realeased himself from the strings. "Tsk. Well you're going to have to make me if you want me too respect you, un."

'Tch' Sasori scoffs to when the strings was blown up retreating the leftovers back and sighs. "I'm not gonna argue with a little kid. There's no ifs, ands or buts. You will respect me until I don't see you as a waste of space." Walking to the couch and sits down, huffing in annoyance from this long day.

"I'm not a kid kid. I'm 19. How old are you. 15?" Deidara smirked and crossed his arms. "Well you're going to have to earn that respect fireball." He giggled.

Sasori then grabs Deidara's ponytail yanking it back hard. "Listen you turd, I'm an adult only 3 years older than you so you better treat your elders some respect or I'll smack that grin off your damn face." He snarls and lets go.

Deidara squeaked when his hair was tugged back and tilted his head down. "3 years does not make you a grandpa idiot." Deidara smiled 'innocently' at the redhead. "am I right? Oh. Smack the grin off. What are you going to do mommy, spank me?"

Sasori scoffs again but just from hearing that last part, he has that smile on his face. "As a matter of fact, a spanking sounds like a great idea. Come over and lay around my legs. That's an order."

Deidara's eyes widen and glared at him. "Hell no." He pulled away from the other and grunted. "No firehead. I'm not going to follow your 'order'. asshole."

"You will come over here to receive a spanking or I'll force you again. Threads aren't comfortable around the wrists and ankles." Sasori wiggling his fingers as one of his human-like puppet appeared behind the blonde.

Deidara's eyes widened when the puppet appeared behind him. He got picked up before he could even turn around and gulps. The puppet bringing him over to Sasori and forces him down on his laps. "L-Let me go! You...A-Asshole, un!" He kept struggling and tried to kick Sasori.

"It'll make it worse if you shrug, so be a good boy and stay still." Twirling his fingers to create new threads from the tip, wrapping itself around Deidara's torso and arms keeping him from moving as well as his ankles. "...Hmm...~ Looking up close, your not that bad.~" He purrs lightly.

Deidara's eyes widen at Sasori even more and leaned back. Trying to get away from Sasori before feeling the threads wrapping around him. "...fucking...asshole. You can't do shit, un." He glared at him.

"I will do shit.~" Sasori moves his fingers down to the pants, undoing that belt and tossed it away then pulls them down along with his underwear showing that nice ass cheeks. "Mmm..." He gently starts rubbing and squeezing them together.

Not willing to believe what is happening, Deidara let out a soft whimper and screw his eyes shut. "...S-Sasori! Stop...it..." He scowled. Blushing badly. "O-Okay I'm sorry!"

Sasori's hand stops and pulls away, gently petting Deidara's head. "You're sorry? Are you telling the true or you just want me to stop touching your ass?" Not buying his apology at the slightest.

Sorry not sorry. Bitch I ain't sorry for anything. Deidara looked at Sasori and gave him his best pleading eyes. "...Y-Yes~ I'm sorry."

"...Tch." Sasori unties the threads and fixes Deidara's pants then pushes him off. "...I don't believe you so remember I will and can kill you if you start playing bullshit games or little baby name calling. It's old so grow up. Now, get out of my sight." He snarls, turning the TV on.

Deidara tried to recover from the shock of what just happened and pouted. "...fuck...you." He groaned and got up. Taking his bag and goes to his side of the room. Sitting down on the bed and sighed. Looking down at the clay bird and grunted even more.

Sasori rolls his eyes and sighs after watching the young adult head into the room pulling his eyes back to the screen. A few hours later, the sounds was still on and the puppeteer was laying across the couch with his back facing the TV.

Deidara sighed at the boredom and rolls around on his back. "...hmm.." He stood up and opened the door softly so it didn't make any noises. Heading over to Sasori's room and looked over at the redhead. Opening that he was distracted enough. pay back. I'm going to ruin your room.

Slightly rolling on the couch, his upper body slowly lifts up with his eyes closed still. "..You.." Sleepily pointing his finger to the window only to move it where the blonde haired was. ".....I'll cut it off....choke you with it....disembowel you and...turn you into a lifeless doll..." He said sleepily.

Deidara yelped a little and blinked. Staring at the other's and gulped. "Hey Danna. I uhhh...um...I'm just well..." He tried to think of an excuse and slips two clay spiders into the door cracks. "Well I was checking on you. Now I'm going to...go back to my room!" He ran back and grunted. Stupid puppet. "...Hmm. KATSU!" He yelled as the puppeteer's room created a huge sound. You can hear the glass being broken.

The puppeteer's slowly opens his eyes then closes them, doing it a few times as he stares at the blurry figure. "Don't touch my...noodles...got it?" He said, then falls back to sleep again. A moment of silence came in only for a loud noise to shake the room causing him to wake up fast. "What the hell was that noise?!" Looking around to found out what happen then spots the cause. Getting off the couch, he walks to the door that came off the hinges. Staring at his wreck room for a good minute and longer trying to process on what he's seeing.

Deidara looked over at the door and coughed a bit. Smirking as he took a deep breath and put on his "I'm innocent" look and then opens the door slightly. "What's wrong, Sasori? Why are you just standing there, un?" He looked over at the room and faked a gasp. "Who could've done that!?"

Sasori looks over to Deidara then leans closed to his face opening his eyes widely to show his 'other self' yet they still looked sleepy. "Do you know who did this? Only us two stay here...unfortunately . Was it the other members...? Or was it you..."

Deidara sneered and coughed a bit. "No....of course not." He laughed softly and grinned. Deidara thought it was pretty amusing. Others were going to ruin his room for no reason. He's the only one that used explosives. This is pretty interesting. The thought of it made him laugh harder. "Welp. Have fun finding the criminal." He snickered and shut the door.

Yawning again, Sasori sighs as he uses the threads from his fingers to control a few puppets to repair his room while he gets breakfast started. Wearing an apron, socks, slippers and wearing nothing under and on top.

Deidara yawned a little after the lack of reaction and stood up. Going into the kitchen and almost dropped the cup he was holding. Almost. He didn't though because he figured he had broken enough things today. "Damn you're hot."