FMA with Yaoi! :D
 

Blue uniforms swarmed and buzzed around Central's military headquarters like a hive that had recently been kicked by a foolish child. The lingering effects of recent wars and the unsurpassed power of the military had given all of its recruits, both young and old, a sudden and long lasting burst of work to do. And really, it was all thanks to him, but it wasn't like any of the stupid pathetic little worms would ever realize they owed their livelihoods to him.

Envy sneered faintly as he moved in and out of busy officers, wearing the mask of a young, but sharp eyed lieutenant. It wasn't nearly as attractive as his preferred form but at least it wasn't some ugly perverted old priest. And after all, it was perfect for his current assignment, follow and watch one Edward Elric. Gather information on his movements and research and if possible, keep him from causing grief for Father.

The sin couldn't quite hide the excitement in his currently hazel eyes. He LOVED hunting for the shrimp. The boy was engaging and easily enraged. It was great amusement! And keeping Father happy at the same time wasn't so bad either.

Edward Elric suddenly burst from Roy Mustangs office angrily and stomped down the halls of Headquarters, his hands balled into a fist. Even though Ed diddnt say a word it was obvious he was pissed.

his face was crimson and anger boiled inside of him as he pushed past several soilders making his way to the mess hall.
He had just had a very heated argument with the Colonel about his asighnment or more approriatly the LACK of asighnment ....Roy had given the young alchemist the strict orders to not leave headquaters unless he was supervised.

Envy's attention was drawn to the sound of stomping and startled exclamations. He craned his neck a bit, looking for a blond antenna that would trail down into a neat braid and familiar red coat. A wide grin split his lips the moment he caught sight of the enraged figure, not more than half a hall ahead of him. Well at least he had found his target easily. Now all he had to do was follow and watch and....that would be incredibly boring.

Envy frowned as he stalked after Edward with long strides, why not make contact before Ed got into mischief? It wouldn't hurt to just place a few jabs here and there and see what kind of scene the runt made. The homunculus grinned to himself as he continued to follow Ed into the mess hall, staying back a little ways for now, waiting for the right moment.

Ed grumbled to himself as he scanned the mess hall for Al, he knew he needed to blow off his steam before he did something stupid, and Al was always good as a soundboard to him, but his metal bound brother was nowhere to be seen, Ed glanced over to the lunch that was being served, debating wether he should grab something to eat before he went looking for his brother.

everything looked very unapetizing to the alchemist and he decided just to grab something to drink.

Ed saw what he wanted, a can of soda but as he reached for it another officer grabbed it up, not even noticing Eds presence...Ed reached to grab another can but looked in time to see that there were no more sodas left only white bottles of milk.

"GAAAAAAA!" Ed suddenly flew into a volly of colorful swear words.

Envy paused for the briefest of moments to watch the small alchemist rant and swear at what looked like..bottles of milk? This made absolutely no sense to the sin but he logged it away in his memory for later consideration and potential Chibi Pestering purposes.

Placing a neutral expression on his face, Envy strode toward Edward and purposely collided with the short teenager. He made sure to knock into the boy at an angle, so it wouldn't LOOK like it was intentional, and reached a hand over to grab one of the milks to further his alibi. He stared down at Ed with false surprise and blinked once, speaking in a very surprised tenor.

"Sorry, I didn't see you down there. Are you hurt?"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT YOU TRY STEPPING ON THEM LIKE A BEAN!!!!"

Ed screamed going onto rant mode. this day was getting worse by the moment, Edward stopped to catch his breath from his rant and glared at the soldier who had almost ran over him. his golden eyes locked for a full minuet as silence fell between them.
Ed had the faintest sense that somehow this soldier was somehow familiar somewhere deep in his eyes, but Ed shrugged it off...there were hundreds of officers at HQ, it was not unusual to forget who was who.

YES! There it was! Spastic ranting chibi!!!!!! Envy mentally allowed himself a yippy moment and then refocused on Edward as the runty alchemist stared him down, or rather up. After the slight silence following the outburst he offered Edward a friendly smile and extended the hand not holding the milk toward the teen.

"Lieutenant Chase Eckman. I don't think I've had the pleasure of meeting you yet. You are Full Metal aren't you? I've heard about your temper." He chuckled softly, allowing a little of his own true amusement to filter through. There was nothing wrong in playing this charade up a bit. It would be fun to see how far he could string Edward along before the boy became too suspicious. IF he did!

Edward pressed his lips together continuing to glare...and did not return the handshake.
"Yeah well I'm not in the mood for formalities so if you will excuse me I have to be somewhere."

The Alchemist turned his back to leave.... he diddnt like the way this Lieutenant guy looked so happy. and he wanted to find Al.

He had enough of military personel sticking their big noses into his buisness. he diddnt care what Mustang said, he was going to do what HE wanted...and what he wanted now was a little bit of freedom.

'Eckman' arched a well trimmed eyebrow at Edward's rapid and rude departure and allowed a strange glint to flash in his hazel eyes, which for the briefest of seconds flickered to a bright violet. He calmly looked at the milk bottle and then tossed it haphazardly across the room. Smirking when he heard a distinct thunk and a few choice curses, but he was all ready on his way out of the mess hall, stalking Edward once again.

It wouldn't be too wise for Ed to see the same face though. The chibi was reacting like a caged animal, albeit a small animal with clipped claws but even still he didn't want his game to end because Edward was being snippy with the military. Making certain that Edward was ahead of him enough not to notice any quick changes and that no one else was close enough to see, he altered his face slightly, short brown hair became gently curled and highlighted with honey tones, hazel eyes warped to a vibrant green and a subtle shift of height brought him down two inches.

In this new guise he continued to roam behind Edward, casually going about his business on the outside, while waiting for a better opportunity to really toy with the runt, following him wherever he went, which currently appeared to be the exit into Central.

Edward stepped out of central Head Quarters and took a deep breath of fresh air, completly oblivious that he was being followed.
Ed quickened his pace, he felt compelled to get out from under the shadow of the military building, he wouldnt go too far, just far enough to make Mustang think worry a bit.

Ed grinned at that thought. The Central Library seemed like a good choice, it was usually empty and there was always something there that could take his mind off of his problems. besides Al might already be there.

Ed gingerly climbed the steps leading to the Library that was restricted to Alchemist only and was dismayed to see that the doors were locked.

"Dammit" Ed mutterd