Describe your favorite movie in a boring way
 

Describe your favorite movie. Make it long.... and boring.

(Don't have one favourite movie, so I'll name a few and see if people can guess 'em).

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A group of men, follow king with a beard, all of them wearing silly red panties head out to a mountain and shove a bunch of people around, push them near to cliffs and eventually get shot with arrows when they've done enough fighting.

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This guy whose face is sort of hidden the whole time, gets locked inside a tall building by a woman in a blue tank-top followed by this younger bleached-blonde he doesn't really like.
They can't find an elevator so they sort of walk up to the top shooting at some people with a gun that can't make up its mind what sort of bullets it has and then come back down again.

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(This one is from someone else, but I love his description of the film)
So, this bloke who is rich, dresses up as a rodent, goes out at night and beats up a clown... because he misses his mum.

Number one, I know for sure is "300".

xD

The others.... I don't know.

I know the third one is Batman.

Anyway, a load of people squabble about who owns a company. There is singing.

Some chick ends up in a spirit place because her parents were fatties and ate a bunch of spirit food so then she just works there until eventually escaping from the spirit place with the help of a dragon and a guy with no face.

hi
 

Lol, spirited away :D

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a guy hopes into a big boat meet this red head and they kiss and get all lovey dovey big boat crushes into a cube of ice boat sinks guy saves girl putting her on a floating door then sleeps and freezes to death

Titanic.

A group of kids go to a cabin in the woods and are drugged so rednecks can kill them.

there's a girl, with a dog, and she gets lost in a whirlwind.
she has to walk a long way, and finds weird people there.
eventually, she finds someone who knows how to get home, and it turns out she didn't need to do all that walking after all!

Wizard of Oz
:c

A quadrant of mutant reptiles are raised by a rodent in the manholes of Manhattan. And taught martial arts