[zajawa]

And then started Sunday. It started all innocently and slowly with John waking up from some sweet dream with a cat on his chest. Then he ate nice, lazy breakfast and then.. called Jane. Sweet, sweet awful Jane that set him up with that asshole from another time.
"Shopping time, you social disaster~", she said hitting the high notes.
It was purposely, she knew he hated it.
"No. You have a ban."
"Why~?"
"Your date was a disaster and now I feel like the idea to hate you is a really good option."
"Ha and haha. I'm on your parking lot so move your pretty, fuckable ass and come on."
With that she hang up on him and somehow they ended few hours later in the restaurant nearby his workplace with a car full of bags and him asking himself how his best friend can be such a person.