"But why me? I bet there are more perverse people out there," he whimpered as he began to writhe against his will. Shit my dick is getting hard...I can't get hard by a guy! Think of ugly fat girl, ugly fat girls with bad skin...
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So life gave you lemons. Dilemma is...make lemonade, pie, or squirt life in the eye? I say do all three if you have enough of them.
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