I panic. I feel really bad for making you feel awkward. "Dude, you don't have to leave." I say, "I'm sorry about that. Being on the road with four other guys, you barely have anytime to yourself." I explain, "I haven't relieved myself in a while. That's why it popped up." I lied.
"I'm sure you've had the awkward boner or two, right?" I asked.
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