[NarutoFan08]

Haven't busted a load in a while? What the hell were you doing yesterday? I honestly felt a little bit offended by Kiba's remark, but I held my tongue down on the matter, and I didn't say anything about it.

He's pretty much looking at me while he's explaining hinself, and I'm just trying to keep my eyes off of the full-blown tent that's just obviously poking out of his fucking shorts.

Wow!

He is super huge! He's like a fucking... black stallion or something.

"it's..., uh..., cool," I start off. Finally, at last, I am looking into his eyes. He seems so scared. I kinda feel like laughing to lighten up the move, so I do. Obviously it's a forced laugh, but I believe that any kind of laughter at this point would suffice to break the awkward layer of ice that has just seemed to form itself out of fucking goddamn no where.

Now a bunch of questions ran through my mind: Why did he get hard? What was really going on in that boy's mind? Why was I being so cool about this? I should've been like 'Dude, what the fuck,' but I wasn't.

"I'm pretty sure this isn't a martial arts thing," I add, pointing at his... thing. Why couldn't I say dick? I have one, too. Well, maybe it's because I don't have a fucking horse-dick. I'm not freakin' hung or blessed with a - THAT! "But, anyways," - I sigh, scratch the back of my head, and stretch my arms - "like I said: it's cool. It happens to everyone. Imma hit the hay. I'm pretty beat. And..." - I chuckle as I look at him in the eyes and point a finger at him - "No. More. Coffee. Understand? That was such a horrible... Bleh! Night Kiba."

I walk past him and pretty much climb into bed and throw the covers over my entire body and head. Fuck! How did I manage that without getting fucking hard? I'll say this: it wasn't fucking easy!