Fuck My New Roommate! (For NarutoFan08)

[NarutoFan08]

I instantly react when Naruto grunts and barks," get off of me!" My inner jealousy takes over. I clicks the end button then and there, and I toss my phone to the back seat.

"What happened?" Shikamaru questioned. "Your boo doesn't wanna -"

He stopped when I gave him a murderous glare, warning him that if he were to have said more, he would have mostly like been reduced to a state in a coma.

"Let's just go get some pizza or something. I don't feel like talking."

It's true. I didn't. I had heard another guy on the other end of the line, and it literally made my blood come to a boil. Here I was thnking that I was falling for Naruto when he was somewhere else fuxking around with another guy.

No, I had my heart broken once back in High-school, which is why I never liked serious relationships, let alone try them again, and I wasn't going to let it happen again.

[Kaido]

Naruto was a little confused when Kiba just hanged up. "Hm, must of lost a signal." he said. Looking at his friend who had his hand on the remote. With his still wrapped around it. "I don't want to watch some dumb art show. I want to watch people failing at silly courses." he tells him. After awhile they stopped and give up. "Dude I am so hungry. Lets get some pizza." Nauro said. Making the other nod his head. "Okay, un. I drove here." he said. After locking the place up. They make their way to the black truck that had some years on it. After hoping in. They drove to a pizza joint. Not knowing it was the same one that Kiba and his friend were going to.

[NarutoFan08]

I was eating one slice at a time, but with the way I ate, according to Shikamaru, I should have just chugged down the box right away. It's not my fault he's taking his time. I was hungry; and when I was hungry, I was, well, hungry!

"Hey, dude, is it cool if Temari meets up with us here?" Shikamaru says. "Her second class got cancelled."

I wave it off. I didnt care is his girlfriend came or not. I liked Temari. She was down to earth and so real. I especially liked how her ans Shikamaru weren't that annoying couple that liked to make out every goddamn second. To say the truth, the only thing I ever see them do is hold hands and slightly peck one another. I never hear words like: Baby, boo, wifey, or any of that other junk.

"So why don't you and Temari ever give each other pet names," I ask him, taking a drink from my water. "It's weird how you guys don't do that."

"Neh. Its too much of a drag. 'Sides..., she can explain it to you. She's coming with her friend."

"Hold up, hold up, hold up," I stop. "You said she was coming, not her friend, too."

"It's cool," Shikamaru tells me. "I've got the feeling you might already know her."

[Kaido]

Once the car was parked in the parking lot of the pizza joint. They both stepped out and walked inside. Not seeing Kiba or Shikamaru. They both got in line and wait for their turn to order. "Man we are going to be here forever. We should of gone with ramen." Naruto complained. "This was your idea, un." Deidara said. Rolling his eyes and crossed his arms. "Anyway I contacted Gaara, he said that he's to busy to grab a slice with us, un. Sometimes I wonder if he's really our friend." he said. Naruto punches him in the arm. Making the other yelp. "He's cool man. He just likes his space." he defended his friend.

Soon they were next and order their pizzas. Then they took a seat til their number is called. Sitting at a both with plushed seating. For there was no way he was going to sit on hard wood chairs. Both of there were in a spot that Kiba could see them.

[NarutoFan08]

The door chimes, and I turn my head. A tuff of yellow is what I see and another person along with it.

"Aw fuck!" I groan as I look at the doorway with annoyance.

"What is it?" Shikamaru said, curious.

"Your girlfriend brought fucking Karin," I told him, biting down on my thumb in an angry fashion.

"Is there something wrong with her?" Shikamaru asks skeptically. Clearly, he doesn't see the issue. How did he not see the issue? How could he not fucking see it!!?

"Do you know who she is?" I hiss.

"Karin... Namikaze," Shikamaru says dumbly.

"That's right! Shes fucking Naruto's sister, you dumbass!" I growl.

"What the hell! Get out of here," he says incredulously. I give him a deadpanned expression, and he knows then that what I am saying is true and not at all false. "Oh..."

"Oh? That's it? Just fucking oh!"

"How was I supposed to know they were related? They dont look anything alike, and they both have different last names."

"Something about how the names fit, and their mom and dad having different hair color and shit! I don't know," I seethe. I bang my hands down on the table and just as I'm to get up ans leave, a voice stops me.

"Ew! You didn't say that the Inuzuka trash would be here," Karin tells Temari in her usual perky voice.

"Fuck you, Karin," I spat.

"Pfffft... You wish! Too bad for you I don't wanna catch and STD. That and you're just... Uuuugggllly!"

I growl through wrenched teeth. Naruto, my roommate, was the only person I knew who could get under my skin. His sister, Karin, was way worse. She went under it and attacked me head on. Naruto would leave me alone, she wouldn't. She was like a virus: annoying as fuck!

"Gahahaha," Karin snorts. "Look at you with that concentrated face! It actually makes me think you've got a brain in there!"

[Kaido]

As they were waiting for their pizza, Deidara heard something that sounded familiar. Turning his head. He sees that it was who he thought it was. Naruto's sister. Who he had met before. "Look, un." he said and points to her. "You're sister is here." stated. The other blonde looks up and sees that it was indeed his sister. "Oh yeah. I wonder what she is doing here." he thought out loud. Then he notices that the person she was talking to was his roommate. "Kiba?" he said sounding a little surprise. Thinking that he would be at school.

Their pizza was called out and Naruto looks at his friend. "Mind getting that. I need to take care of things." he said with a cheeky grin. The other understood and got up to get their pizza. While he deals with his sister. Who he does care for in a family way. But knew that she liked to push Kiba around. "Hey! Hey! Hey! You can't pick on here, Karin. Only I am allowed to do that." he said as he walks up to his sister.

[NarutoFan08]

The moment I heard Naruto's voice, my heart skipped a beat, and I literally froze. What the fuck was he doing here? And who was he with? And that's when I remembered the 2-second phone conversation from before.

Shikamaru is just looking at me, ans Temari is by his side, looking as indifferent as usual. It was so weird how they would say they were absolutely happy with each other, but always looked so bored with they were with one another.

"Don't tell me what to do, Naru-tard," Karin gags. "Kiba's an idiot, and if he's an idiot, you're a dumbass!"

I glare at Naruto's sister. She was such a bitch to people, even her own brother. Ever since the day I met her, a few weeks back, and I knew that she was one of those stuck-up bitches that thought she was better than everybody else. It was so weird how she and Naruto, the kind, compassionate sweetheart, were related.

"Eyes up here," Karin snarls as she snaps her fingers at me. Apparently, I had drifted my gaze so that I was looking at her chest. Whoops! Bad habit of mine. "You fucking dog! You're so - ugh!"

I growl again.

[Kaido]

Naruto was used to her acting this way. He smiled and laughed. "Tell me something I don't know. So I am guessing you are still on your period? Must suck for you to been on it 24/7. Unless you get a break with it like when normal girls get there's. Meaning that you are in a good mood only for a few days a month." he said in a taunting voice. Then he noitce that Kiba was looking at his sister. Being her brother. He thought it was gross that he was checking her out. Yet there was the other side of him that felt a little mad that he was looking at her...when he could be looking at him.

That's when his friend came up and tapped him on the shoulder. "Naruto, un. if you are done with your sis. Our pizza is done. Now you can eat and stop your whining, un." he said. That's when Naruto looks at his roommate and smirks. "Kiba have you met, Deidara?" he asked. "He's been my friend since high school. We're hanging out because his boyfriend is out of town and got lonely." he said in a cheeky way. Making his friend pout. "Hey, un! Don't make me out as the disparate one here." he said. Making Naruto laugh.

[NarutoFan08]

I could feel my eye twich. He's annoying me. Why is Naruto annoying me, ans who's this fag that he's introducing me to? Wait! He was the one who was on the other line with him; he was the one who Naruto told to get off of him. He's the asshole who -

"KIBA!" Shikamaru shouts. I'm not listening to him, though. I've pushed past everyone, and I'm walking out the door. I would have slammed it shut and made the glass break, but the door had a kind of switch where when it came close to closing an automatic air pressure would release unt it closed softly and securely.

I'm making my way back to the campus, taking the long way as I do. I was mad at the whole world right now. There was no one who could make me feel better.

[Kaido]

Naruto was shocked to Kiba walking out of the door and through the parking lot. He had no idea what his problem. He thought it was because something his sister said. He looks at his friend and told him that he can have the pizza and will see him later. Then makes his way to the door to. For he was going to try to catch up to him. To see what was bothering him so much. Once he was outside. He makes a run for his roommate.

Kiba! Kiba! Wait up!" he called out. For it didn't take long for him to catch up with his roommate. So he speed walking behind him. "Dude, what was all that about at the pizza place. Is it about what my sister said? You know how she is, but if if bother you so much. I can sit down and have a chat with her of lighting up on you." he tells him. "Will you stop walking and talk to me?!" He asked sounding concern. Even though he was walking fast. Naruto had a bit of a limp. Due to still being sore from last night. All this running and speed walking was killing him. But he was worried about Kiba more then himself.