Anything You Can Do... (Bliss & Shika)

[BlissfulEternity]

It was days like this that made wearing a jacket extremely tough. The sun was blazing in the summer sky, and if that wasn't enough to make the dog ninja sweat, he was training his ass of. Sweat rolled down the red markings on his face as he ran around on all fours, practicing his Four Legs Technique. Along side him was his trusted canine partner. The white pup raced up and down the training field with him, helping him spot the targets and giving him general encouragement. When Kiba was on all fours, he didn't seem human. He was a beast, driven by instinct. In this instance, his instinct was motivating him to exercise and become much more of a physical powerhouse.

Kiba lunged towards the last target, slicing through him with his razor sharp claws. He couldn't help but let out a predatory howl, signifying the end of his hunt. As he stood up, he turned around to see the training dummy completely split in half from his vicious strike. "Heh. That's more like it. Good work Akamaru." The pup barked happily as Kiba petted him on his head. They walked over to a tree together, patting the ground before taking a seat, leaning against the thick trunk. "Damn that was fun. Why don't you go run for a bit while I catch my breath." Kiba told his companion. The dog yipped and took off into the forest.

[UzumakiNaruto]

The day was hot and long today, but that didn't stop everyone from training, however Naruto wasn't in that sort of mood lately. The blond would strip down to his boxers and concentrate before walking onto the surface of the pond a few yards from the training grounds, he used this area to practice his Senjutsu techniques as well as entering Sage Mode. He knew everyone kept becoming stronger, but for some reason he had reached his peak, even the Kyubi stated he was possibly on the same level as Riduko Sennin, making him the most powerful Shinobi in the world. Naruto knew however he wasn't that strong, his techniques had flaws and his main arsenal revolved around his rasengan and nothing else.

Naruto would sit down on the water's surface and cross his legs before placing his fists together and beginning his meditation. Everyone always said they wish they were as strong as Naruto and that he didn't even have to try to be great like back in the day, but they were all wrong, he did have to try, the entire three years he had left his home he trained constantly. Even when his techniques were perfect he trained them further, he wanted to protect everyone in the Village, even if they wanted to do it themselves. Naruto would breath deeply as he thought, "My Taijutsu needs work... Maybe Kiba could help, after all he is more my style then Bushy Brows." he said before sighing and laying back on top of the water's surface, "At least I have gotten better at mt chakra control." he said amazed at how he is still on top of the surface and not struggling like he use to.

[BlissfulEternity]

Kiba closed his eyes, resting his head against the hard bark of the tree. He opened up his jacket, letting the sun beat down on his chest. There was so much sweat, and the day was so hot that it seemed like there was smoke coming off of Kiba's body. It appeared that way because the sweat off of his body was evapourating at a quick rate, which only made him sweat more. It wasn't long until his tongue was hanging out of his mouth, like a dog in desperate need of some water. It was at that moment he spotted his blonde friend hanging out by the pond. He and Naruto always had a sort of strange friendship. At the very foundation of their relationship was a rivalry. Ever since the chuunin exams, they were always trying to best each other. Even though they always competed, Kiba always had Naruto's back, and vice versa. It was a strange friendship to say the least.

The blonde was only in his boxers. He had a very nice body, forged from years of ninja training. Where as Kiba was more muscular, Naruto had such definition to his muscles. It was very admirable. The canine ninja watched as his friend walked out onto the water and sit down. What the hell was the ninja doing relaxing at a time like this? He should be training! Kiba would be damned if he let one of his favourite people to fight get soft on him. Kiba stood on his feet, letting his jacket fall to the ground, revealing his broad, firm chest. He walked over to the foot of the pond and continued to observe his friend. "Oi, blondie! What the hell are you doing relaxing!" Kiba yelled from his position. "Get your ass up and train! How the hell are you supposed to be beat me by sitting on a pond?!" Kiba teased.

[UzumakiNaruto]

Naruto's eyes would open and he suddenly would submerge under water while screaming "DAMMIT!!" from being startled by Kiba's loud mouth, he then slowly rose out of the water dripping wet and swam over to the side of the pond and looked up at Kiba, "I know you're use to having great charka control without thinking about it, but I have to work at it." he pouted a bit before stepping out of the pond, hanging onto his boxers as he did, "I knew I should worn my trunks today..." he would say a bit annoyed. before looking up at Kiba again, he would blush faintly before scratching his nose and looking up at his face, "Besides not all training has to do with brute strength." he said with a smirk.

Naruto knew Kiba's way was always physical training and while it was true, Naruto's training had to do with more of his spiritual and inner strength side. Naruto would ruffle his hair a bit and purposely get it on Kiba, "Anyway, what better way to train my chakra control and stay cool at the same time then this?" he said before placing a finger on Kiba's right pec as he smirked, "Besides, even if I was slacking off I could still beat you in my sleep... Mutt." he challenged knowing it always drove Kiba crazy of how he worked so hard, while Naruto came out on top most of the time without having to try, he threw in his usual nickname for Kiba just for an added bonus.

[BlissfulEternity]

Kiba almost fell on the floor in laughter as the blonde fell into the water. Naruto fell so fast and made such a huge splash! The canine ninja's laughter boomed through the air, echoing off into the distance, which made his laughter seem even more boisterous. When Naruto started to spew all this nonsense about chakra control. Kiba only smirked. "You're telling me the Great Sage Naruto still has problems with chakra control?" It only made Kiba laugh some more. As the boy emerged from the pond, dripping wet, the Inuzuka tried his hardest to stifle yet another laugh. Kiba growled when Naruto shook himself dry, getting some of the water on him. Just like any dog, Kiba hated getting wet as well.

When Naruto brought up the fact that he could still beat him in his sleep, Kiba growled some more. "You got lucky last time. It's not like its fair anyways. You've got the kyuubi inside of you." Kiba added. He would have offered to fight the blonde ninja, but he knew he wasn't going to win. He was far too tired, and to be truthfully honest, Naruto was the toughest opponent he had ever had the pleasure of fighting. That's when his eyes lowered to Naruto's soaking boxers. He smirked that cocky smirk of his. "It doesn't even matter. What's the point in fighting to impress girls if you can't even satisfy them in bed?" Kiba asked. He pointed to Naruto's crotch. "Seriously, how are you supposed to fuck bitches with that small ass pecker?" Kiba blurted out. If there was anything Kiba was confident about, it was his cock. He knew it was huge, and he doubted there was anyone in Konoha bigger than him.

[UzumakiNaruto]

Naruto would pout a bit, he hated when everyone thought he was the best purely because of the Kyubi, the whole point of becoming a Sage was so that he was his own powerhouse, that and the Kyubi wasn't to fond of working with energies outside his control. The blond would roll his eyes a bit before speak, "Yeah. I admit I have sometimes put to much chakra into my attacks on the fly. I became a Sage so I didn't have to rely on the Kyubi for my power." he said before turning to the side and huffing, who was Kiba to judge him? He didn't even know what it felt like to be judged all the time, especially by people he never even knew existed.

Naruto would be taken back by Kiba's next speech, questioning a man's dick size is basically like insulting his Mother, something no one would do unless they had a death wish. Naruto turned and smirked, "I haven't had any complaints, have you?"he sneered, Naruto knew he wasn't very thick, but he was more then long enough to satisfy. Naruto would grin as he crossed his arms, "Besides, wasn't it you who said that it is the man's pleasure that comes first? Or were you just pulling that out of your ass?" he added knowing Kiba would retort and eventually their dumb argument over nothing of importance would end soon.

[BlissfulEternity]

Kiba couldn't help but let out another hearty uproar of laughter when Naruto questioned him about his sexual prowess. "You really know how to make me laugh, don't you foxboy." Kiba said. "I haven't had any complaints. Hell, I have girls lining up to get fucked by me." Kiba smirked again so cockily. "I'm pretty sure Ino's at my place now waiting for me to put my big dog bone inside of her again." Kiba told him. "And it was me who said that the man's pleasure comes first. But I get even more pleasure when my bitches scream out my name and beg me to pound them harder." Kiba was getting aroused just thinking about this one time when Ino came and begged Kiba to keep going. "I bet the only time you've heard Sakura scream your name is when she's calling you an idiot." Kiba added.

He knew he had Naruto beat on this one. Rumour had it Naruto was pretty big, but Kiba knew he was bigger. There wasn't any way in hell he was letting Naruto off with another advantage on him. Naruto may be the strongest ninja in Konoha right now, but Kiba was definitely the better man. "Tell you what. We have a little competition. We see how has the bigger cock right here and now. Loser..." Kiba was thinking about a punishment. "Loser has to give the winner a blowjob. And they have to swallow every last bit of cum." Kiba ended of with. He glared at Naruto with his cocky grin, knowing the ninja would never back down from a challenge like this.

[UzumakiNaruto]

Naruto would frown a bit as he was slightly disturbed at Kiba's rantings, he kept forgetting you can ask him anything, even personal things and he blurt them out, especially when it benefited him. Naruto would shrug as he snickered, "Hey if calling me and idiot and smacking me around turns her one, why would I wanna sop her?" he admitted, no one knew it but Naruto only did those stupid things to get hit, he loved it, of course he didn't like the hospital aspect of it, but what was done was done. Naruto started getting hard just thinking about getting hit again, although honestly if it wasn't for that he could sworn he was gay, Sakura was a bit more manly then Ino.

Naruto would look at Kiba dead in the eye as he challenged him, he wasn't sure if Kiba was serious or if he was joking, but when Kiba said whoever loses has to give the winner a blowjob he knew he had to do this. At the same time however he wondered what if Kiba was bigger then him, he would have to suck Kiba's dick and swallow his cum. Naruto shook his head and crossed his arms, "Fine. I accept your challenge, but I don't think you will win this time dog breath." he said still having some confidence.

[BlissfulEternity]

Kiba had to admit there was some truth to what Naruto said. Sakura did have some fetish for hitting people. When he fucked her, Sakura kept calling him names and spanking him. Needless to say it was one of the weirdest fucks Kiba had ever had, and he has had a lot. The dog ninja got around a lot, most likely because of all the women talking about his size. It made it a lot easier to hook up with them. The only girl he hadn't fucked was Hinata. He never could bring himself to do it, even though he thought she was sexy as hell. Hinata was like a sister to him, and he could never fuck family. Though Hinata did ask to see it one time, and nearly fainted from the site. She told him that it was much bigger than Neji's.

When Naruto accepted the challenge, Kiba let out a excited howl. In one quick swoop, Kiba had dropped his pants and his underwear, revealing the massive meat hanging low between his legs. It had to be at least six inches soft. It was really thick, it looked like the size of a water bottle. The grin on Kiba's face what full of pride. "Come on foxbrain, lets see if the Kyuubi gave you any more inches." Kiba teased. He waited patiently for the boy to strip already. "Hurry up! Or do you already know you're going to lose? If that's the case, you can just get on your knees now."

[UzumakiNaruto]

Naruto would blush as he watched Kiba so excitedly strip in front of him, he couldn't believe what he saw, he bit his lip as he knew he would lose, Kiba was thick and long even soft, he bet Kiba would gain at least another inch or two if he was hard. Naruto was roughly that size, but he was nowhere as thick as Kiba was, he hoped Kiba wasn't much bigger when hard otherwise Kiba really would win. Naruto growled a bit in annoyance when Kiba rushed him, "Alright, alright! Keep your pants on. Opps! To late." he smirked before pushing down his pants and swiftly removing his boxers, already half hard from all the talk of hitting and stuff Naruto was even with Kiba, in length at least.

Naruto bit his lips still a bit nervous, they looked the same length, but Kiba was thicker, or at least he appeared to be, "Um." he started to say, feeling a bit odd about just standing around naked. Naruto wanted to speak, but he knew he was just going to admit he was going to lose, if he said they should be hard before they measure up, he would really lose by a couple of inches, but knowing Kiba he would say Naruto was cheating because eh was half hard, but it wasn't his fault, he wasn't the one that brought of Sakura and her fetish for hitting and calling people idiots and such.