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**TrueBeautiflDarkness** · June 5th, 11, 04:36 AM

Naruto sighed as he leaned back against an old oak tree. His blood hair having grown to a point that it was now longer then ever. Reaching up he began to fiddle with it, wondering if he should get it cut now that it was starting to look a bit shaggy. He didn't really mind it being long, just didn't want to deal with it though. Leaning back, he then thudded his head against the log a few times. He was so bored that it didn't matter. "WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET SOMETHING TO DO AROUND HERE!" he shouted not caring who heard him. "Ever since Sasuke left, No one seems to need us to do anything! Its so annoying!" he muttered as he curled his hand into a fist and smacked it down onto the ground.

Its been a couple of years, Naruto had grown a lot since he was that little boy most knew him as. Growing mostly (hardly) out of his joking state and becoming more of a grown man. (Even though with age, he became more frail looking). He felt that he was ready to take on anything now that he'd become an adult. Sadly that wasn't true, Most people seemed to want to help him more then have him help them. It was SO annoying.

"Kakashi!? You here yet? Just hiding or something?" He asked as he stood back up, he'd been asked to meet the older male for some training, but the guy had yet to show. "COME ON! I don't have all day! I want to become stronger! You said you'd be here!" he shouted. If anything, Naruto was known for being a tad bit (greatly) annoying.

kakashi_san · June 9th, 11, 02:26 AM

"easy Naruto, I'm here now so there's no need to lose your temper." called kakashi, as naruto looks back toward the direction of his voice; and observed his sensei looking the same as he always has. His left eye covered by his fore-head protector, to hide the sharingan he possess; his spikey; silver hair that leans to the left, the mask that is always covering his face, and his standard jounin attire. "What gives sensei!? you're as late as always! can't you show up on time for once?"shouted an impatient naruto. " Let's just say I had an errand to run." Naruto groaned, unfazed by kakashi's usual excuses. "So, what's this training going to be about any ways?" queried a suddenly interested naruto.

**TrueBeautiflDarkness** · June 9th, 11, 03:14 AM

Naruto waited, he no longer cared about the other being late. He just wanted to know what it was he would be taught now. "Is it something cool?! Some bad ass move that will surely send others flying?" he asked. His blue eyes held excitement as to what he would be learning. Maybe something awesome that no one else was going to be able to learn. Or something Kakashi had made just for him. It was so hard to wait. "please tel me!" he said jumping up and down.

kakashi_san · June 11th, 11, 12:39 AM

"okay, okay, just be patient Naruto." he said as naruto stared at him in wonder. " what I'm going to teach you is very advance and will be difficult to master if you don't pay attention." "uh-huh! so what is it?!" asked naruto, sounding even more impatient then before. "Well, basically, I'm going to show you how to perform a S-ranked genjutsu. that forces the victim to enter a state of unconsciousness which can only be broken if the say the secret phrase."
this intrigued naruto, he had wanted to learn genjutsu since that time he trained with jiraiya a couple years back. " What is it? the secret phrase or whatever?" he pondered, "The secret phrase is 'I'm going to cum'." "huh? i'm going to come? What's that supposed to mean?" kakashi let out a sigh realizing that naruto wouldn't understand from the get-go."I knew you'd ask so I've requested help from someone he should be here any minute now." As he said this a familiar voice called out from behind him. " I'm not late am I?" "You came at just the perfect time, I was just about to show naruto a demonstration of the S-ranked genjutsu that he needs to learn." looking over kakashi's shoulder naruto could see that the person that kakashi asked to help out was.......

**TrueBeautiflDarkness** · June 11th, 11, 02:07 AM

Naruto was completely nuts over this new genjutsu was. He really couldn't wait. Why Kakshi was taking his time on this teaching thing was beyond him. "come on sensei! I wanna know" he complained as he let out a low groan. Finally though, the male teacher finally cracked, telling him at least part of it..which completely confused him...
"I don't understand!" he said annoyed before he was told that they had to wait til someone else showed up. Pressing his lips together he waited, pondering on who it was the other male could have asked to come help. It wasn't like there were many there who could have done it. "Who is it?" he asked seeing the figure, but it was alluded in shadows, leaving him even more confused. "Is that...Sai?" he asked a bit bewildered.

( o.o i said a random name, soo i hope thats okay)

kakashi_san · June 14th, 11, 07:53 AM

"What!? sai, what're you doing here?" asked Naruto, "Kakashi-sensei asked me to help him with an errand, he said that it involved your training so i couldn't refuse." puzzled and still confused naruto decided to let the matter be. "Listen very closely naruto, genjutsu involves the 5 senses that your body possess." "Five senses?" " As in taste, sight, hearing, smell, and touch." "okay, so how does this relate to my training?" "Hold on, we're getting there." naruto is still confused. "When a genjutsu is placed on you your senses are dulled, deceiving you to believe that the illusion is real." " That's just like what happened with Itachi!" "Right, and do you remember what you felt?" as kakashi said this naruto reflects back on that battle he had with itachi when the akatsuki abducted gaara.

kakashi_san · June 14th, 11, 08:09 AM

(Itachi) "It's about time for you to come with me, naruto." "Don't worry i won't use the mangekyo sharingan; or rather I can't use it right now." crows fly at naruto and turn into shuriken, hitting naruto. "Ugh, it's just genjutsu! I'll break it!" (Sasuke)"I should have killed you back then." (sakura)" Why naruto! I believed in you! you promised to bring sasuke back!" (kakashi)" you couldn't even protect your comrades, I had faith in you. What a disappointment." (gaara)" You always get ahead, only you achieve happiness."
"yeah, I remember seeing crows and I was being choked by sasuke! it was like a nightmare." "Our goal is to help you grasp an understanding of genjutsu and ways to counter them." naruto began to listen more attentively now.

kakashi_san · June 14th, 11, 08:31 AM

"Any way let's start with a demonstration then we'll break it down into small parts." Kakashi leaned over to sai and whispered the instructions in his ear. " Yes, I understand." sai stands directly in front of kakashi as he begins to form the hand seals for the jutsu. " Genjutsu! Forbidden Dream!" Sai finds that his arms and legs are bonded with him lying on the ground.
"What? I can't get free." "What's wrong sai?" "huh!?" "Having difficulties sai?" asked an illusion of Naruto. "Here, let me help." the fake naruto rips off sai's clothing " N-naruto! what're you doing!?" "I told ya, I'm helping." "No, stop! I-" fake naruto begins to fondle sai's nipples and rubbing his smooth body. "gghh!" "feels good doesn't it?" "I- no, it's...gah!" fake naruto gently starts to stroke sai's scrotum. "guh! not there!" meanwhile Naruto and kakashi watch as sai moves around oddly. "What's happening?" "He's imagining a horrible dream that involves a naked desire of his heart." "what?" (Sai)" (heavy breathing) no..no more." "We haven't gotten to the best part yet." Fake naruto starts to suck sai's partially erect cock " Ugh! guh! no!....it feels so..strange!"......... this genjutsu continues on. Then........

**TrueBeautiflDarkness** · June 14th, 11, 06:07 PM

Naruto was a bit shocked as all this had played out before him. "I don't like watching myself doing this to him.." he said as he turned to Kakashi. "I'm not even sure that this has to do with training!" he said "make it stop" he muttered lowering his head and shaking it. "its just weird!" He really had no idea why Kakashi was doing this...Though he did get an idea.." what about you Kakashi? Whats your naked desire?" he asked.

kakashi_san · June 17th, 11, 07:02 AM

"Who me?" asked kakashi. "yeah! what about your desire?" "Suppose I never thought of that before." naruto sighed" (there he goes again...it's just like when I first met the guy, always keeping secrets.)" The genjutsu broke and sai regained conscience "Welcome back!"
"Wha?" sai looked around as if he was completely and utterly confused. "Hey sai! are you ok?" "n-naruto? where am I?" sai was completely dazed. "You were under a genjutsu, as i instructed." replied kakashi. "genjutsu?" "er, naruto why don't you send a clone to take sai home." "what for? and what about my training! you still haven't answered my question!" naruto could no longer hold his patience."summoning jutsu!" pakkun appears. "make sure sai gets back to his home safely." "right. *walks over to sai* let's go." sai follows pakkun. "well Kakashi-sensei?" "alright, alright. take it easy naruto. the whole purpose of this training is to-" "No! I want you to answer my question first!" "You really want to know?" "yeah!" "(sigh) fine, my desire is to become apart of the Make-out(icha icha) franchise." Naruto now stare blankly at kakashi. "That's seriously your desire sensei?" "ah-hahaha.." "(I should of known.)"