Fuck My New Roommate! (For NarutoFan08)

[Kaido]

It was a beautiful sunny day at Konoha University. Located just outside the city, surrounded by trees and nature. In a large classroom, there was a young blond lad. Laying his head on the desk. Looking bored as ever. For he didn't really care for this class. He just wanted to get out of here and eat. His stomach was quietly growling and groaned.

His name is Naruto. He was a bit of a spaz and hyper. But strictly royal to his friends. If they were ever in trouble. He will get into fights for them. There was also one more thing about him that everyone knows. He was in fact, gay. He liked boys. Fan of the cock then pussy. Luckily for him, his friends didn't mind that fact. They kind of figured that he was.

The school bell rang and class was over. Luckily for him it was his last class of the day. He gather his notes and supplies. Then makes a mad dash to the door. Where he takes a bus to enter the city. Going to an apartment complex that he lives at. Along with a roommate. Pulling out his apartment key and turns it in the lock. Opening it widely and walked in. "Man I am hungry! Do we have any ramen left?" he calls out. Not knowing if his roommate was in or not.

[NarutoFan08]

Kiba Inuzuka was the kind of guy that every girl fawned over and every guy wanted to be. He was strong, in control, confident, and hot. Smart? Well, he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but he was smart enough to get him by Highschool. In fact, he was currently attending Konoha University, a college that was only but a few miles away. It was within walking distance, but Kiba always took the bus whenever he didn't feel like going for a good run.

"Shit," Kiba groaned aloud. Today hadnt been his best day. The cute girl in his class had given him a serious case of blue-balls, teasing him to end, and the Inuzuka was horny as hell. The girl in his class had been jacking him off in the back of the classroom, but the class had ended before he got a chance to cum. And to add to that, he had to walk... in the heat.

Yup, today was bitch!

See, anyone who knew Kiba knew that he couldn't go long without sex once he's been turned on. Back in Highschool, Kiba was the biggest slut, probably having slept with the majority of girls in his senior class. Even college soon came to know that Kiba was a huge player.

It's now Kiba's junior year, and his apartment - or dorm (the school paid for it) was one the most well-known places all around campus. Girls would constantly boast about how much of a terrific time they had the night before, and it honestly made Kiba feel well proud of himself. Proud and accomished.

The door burst open, and Kiba heard his roommate enter the dorm. Naruto, his roommate, was a little too loud for his liking, but he did make good company when it came to talking. Aside from being gay, Kiba didn't really have a problem with him. Not that he hated gays or anything like that. He respected them, but Kiba was..., well, straight.

So far, though, they got along well. It was still a little bit awkward, especially since they shared the same room (tuition was costly), but they made it work.

"Shit! I don't know," Kiba yelled through the room. "You know I don't eat that shit. How was school, dude? Anything good happen?"

[Kaido]

He pouted and let out a grunt when told that it was unknown if there was any ramen in the apartment. "Hey! Don't go ditching the best food in the whole wide world. Heck, best in the galaxy!" he said. As he was making his way to the kitchen. Opening the fridge to see of there was any ramen in there. When he didn't see anything, he whined. Then he looks in the kitchen cabinets. He liked the packaged stuff, but he love the real thing more. But he will settle with it. "As for school. It was so boring! I just want to fall asleep." he tells him as he was grabbing a pot and filling it with water. Since the ramen he found were not the kind in a foam cup.

"I was so hungry towards the end. But it wasn't all bad. Saw this new guy and had a fine ass." he tells him in a playful matter. For he knew that he was okay with him being gay, he was still a little uneasy about it. So he uses that to play with his buttons a little. "What about you? What girl did you had sex with this time? I'm going with, what's her name? Oh Hinata! That's her name. Did you got down and dirty with her?" he said. Waiting for the water to heat up on top of the stove.

[NarutoFan08]

"Awe, man," Kiba groaned, "don't even start talking about guys. I already told you: I'm cool with you being gay and all, but just don't say any of that suit around me. And no -" Kiba rolled his eyes at the blond. "No fucking pussy today! She wouldn't fucking put out. I did get a good handjob by that other bitch, though. Forgot her name. Ya know, the blond with the huge tits. Yeah her."

Kiba sauntered out of the bedroom in a white wifebeater and black basketball shorts. He leaned next to the kitchen counter and looked Naruto up and down.

"You look like shit," Kiba laughed. "Another fuck and run? Hahaha."

As how Kiba knew it, Naruto never had a stable relationship. He was always with a different guy. But whether he had sex or not, Kiba did not know. He didn't want to know. He just always made fun of him on the matter. Kiba then turned his gaze to the tea-kettle and gagged.

"Ugh," Kiba scoffed. "How can you eat that shit? There's no meat!"

[Kaido]

He laughed a little when he told him that he didn't get any today. "Dude, sucks to be you." he said with a cheeky grin on his face. When the water got hot enough. He open the package of ramen and threw it in. Watching in sink to the bottom. "Blond and huge tits...It's either Ino or Tsunade. But it's not like I would know." he said. He had nothing against girls. He just hates their mood swings.

When Kiba made a comment about having sex. He looks at him and smiles widely. "You know it. They just can't keep their hands off of me." he said in a sexy tone. "Unlike you. They go all the way." he said in a teasing manner. Couldn't help but to give him a hard time. While it's true that he wasn't a virgin anymore. He actually hasn't had sex in a long time. For the last time he did it, it didn't end well for him. So with being with others. He breaks it up before they go to bed.

Hearing Kiba asking him how he can eat the stuff. He looks at him and chuckled. "Like I said. This stuff is the best. But the real thing is ten times better. But we don't have any." he said with a light pout on his face. "Anyway. You should give up on girls. They don't deliver like the guys I know." he tells him. Moving a bit closer to him. Wrapping an arm around him. "You would make a good bitch." he said in a joking way.

[NarutoFan08]

"Not fucking funny, Naruto," Kiba says as he removes his arm. "And it was Ino. And - and... Pfft! I can get any whenever I want. I don't need to join your little team. Besides," - he flicks Naruto on his forehead - "what can a guy do to me that a girl can't? Ain't no way I'm getting fucked in the ass!"

Kiba then moves out of Naruto's way, and he makes his way back into the bedroom.

"I got class at six in the morning. Imma hit the hay. You coming?"

[Kaido]

He chuckled as he removes his arm off of him. Taking a few steps back. Yet he was still smiling. "Ino? Man I hear she is one big bitch. It's no wonder you got no action. Rumors has it that she is always on her period." he said. Then he yelps when he flicks him on the forehead. Rubbing where it stings. When asked what a guy could do that a girl wouldn't do. He smirked. "Many things. For one, we don't use the whole 'I have a headache' excuse." he tells him and chuckles.

When he heard Kiba said that he was going to bed. He waved him off. I'm gonna have me some ramen before bed." he tells him. Seeing that the noddles were breaking apart. He takes a spoon and stirs it. "Another thing about playing for the other team. You might find someone willing to bend over for you."

[NarutoFan08]

(I love that(

Kiba was laying asleep in the same clothes that he had worn earlier. Now if having a dorm with Naruto wasn't weird enough, he was pretty sure that sharing the same full-sized bed was. Money was short, and tuition was high. Plus, there really wasn't enough space for another bed, so the two had to share.

Where as Kiba slept with no covers, Naruto liked to be kept snuggly warm, what with the AC on and all. Totally knocked out, Kiba turned unconsciously to a fully awake Naruto, his breath trickling against his face.

[Kaido]

((Love what?))

After having all of the ramen. Leaving none for tomorrow for breakfast. He left the pot to the side of the sink. For he was going to get to it later. Along with the dishes he used. It was late and he was tired. So he stripped out of his clothes and into a comfy pair of warm light blue pjs. He saw that his roommate was sleeping already and crawled into bed. Wrapping the blankets around himself. It actually took him awhile to sleep. she he feels Kiba's breath on his neck and blushes. For it was hitting the right spot. Suddenly he felt his pants getting tighter. He had no choice but to get up and go to the bathroom. To take care of the 'problem'.

[NarutoFan08]

Naruto's moving form causes the bed to creak, and Kiba wakes up from his slumber. He's groggy, and he yawns, rubbing his right eye in smooth circles with his fist. He looks over to the side and notices Naruto tip-toeing away.

"Sorry if I woke you," Kiba says tiredly. "Was I taking your side of the bed again?