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~PlatinumCream~ · March 29th, 14, 04:47 AM

It was another cloudy the streets through the town in English, many bystanders were either chatting from a dessert shop outside, smoking, drinking or... making out. Yeah. Some reason and often on good days whenever the young blue haired, short, eye-patched wearing boy takes his scroll for a while, he's been hearing some loud groans and moans. Today, he noticed a pair in an alleyway - both naked, both sweating like a bunch of horny dogs and both doing the horizontal mambo, he stayed there for a good 20 seconds or minutes until the weather went to raindrops soaking his attire completely. Getting this weird feeling down his spine and ready to hurt someone, Ciel just continued walking until he was back at the Phantomhive household, opening the door as his whole body staining the floor with one annoyed expression on. "...I'm back."

In an instant, he was greeted by the three house workers - Finnian, Mey-Rin and Baldroy who had towels in their hands until Mey tripped throwing the towels on the young master.

TimetoDuel95 · March 29th, 14, 03:57 PM

"Oh, sorry master!" Mey-Rin immediately apologized as she quickly retracted the towels and she gently started drying Ciel's hair.

"Young Master, what were you doing out in the rain? You'll catch a cold that way." Finnian said out of pure concern.

~PlatinumCream~ · March 29th, 14, 05:25 PM

"...Y-yes.. I intended to go outside in this rain. Of course.... NOT! I wasn't planning on that ridiculously idea!" Ciel shouted on Finnian's question only to glare at Mey before sighing.

"...The weather pattern is sure crazy, sir." Baldoy stated while undressing Ciel's wet jacket.
Should he ask them? Well... it wouldn't hurt to hurt. "Guys. You know what sex is or means? If you, address me on such term." Still at a young age, he doesn't know about the... birds and bees.

TimetoDuel95 · March 29th, 14, 05:36 PM

Mey instantly stopped what she was doing and blushed bright red. Finnian went bug-eyed and blushed a shade of pink.

"Uh...well...you see, Young Master...it's when a man and a woman...er...um..." Mey stammered.

"Sex is a common practice amongst many mammals, normally between a male and a female, and is used for reproduction in most survival circumstances. It is a natural ritual, and is common practice amongst couples." a familiar voice said in a scarlet tone. Suddenly, gloved hands began to remove Ciel's coat from behind. "If the Young Master wishes to know more, might I suggest we have this discussion in a private area, master?"

Finnian lost it and passed out against Baldroy with his face burning red and Mey instantly started fanning him with the same towel she used on Ciel.

~PlatinumCream~ · March 29th, 14, 08:02 PM

Baldroy's face went pale and the rest of his body turned white - the only thing that was visible was the bright shade of red across his cheeks, clearing the throat.

As a veteran, he should teach him about the birds and the bees. However. He too stammered his speech in the process.

As the young boy slowly grew even more agitated at the housekeeper's lack of response tapping his foot and ready to shout at them until a sudden yet familiar voice appeared behind, removing his coat which he fixed himself up again. "See to it then, Sebastian." Ciel coldly stated, heading for the bedroom.

While Mey was fanning the out-cold Finnian, Baldoy on the other hand passes out and lands on the floor along with the other boy. Hard.

TimetoDuel95 · March 29th, 14, 08:13 PM

Sebastian followed him casually, ignoring the housekeepers as Mey started fanning both Baldroy and Finnian. "What brought this up all of a sudden, master? I know you're becoming of age where you must learn how this sort of thing works, but I am just curious."

~PlatinumCream~ · March 29th, 14, 08:34 PM

"If I say this, don't spread the word on why I did it.." Ciel has this bad looking blush across his cheeks in which he didn't noticed but kept talking. "While I was taking a scroll, something caught me in the alley. Got a bit closer so that's no one was looking and saw a couple doing this... strange mambo dance. Both naked, both moaning and both were men." Groaning after telling his butler the truth, going through the huge hallways.

TimetoDuel95 · March 29th, 14, 08:44 PM

Sebastian's eyes got a little wide and he grinned felinishly while keeping the chuckles he wanted to utter to himself. His young master was quite the curious one, when his life wasn't in danger, of course. It couldn't be helped at this age. His master was now approaching his seventeenth birthday, after all. Which reminded him, he never even went out to get his young master a birthday present since he was so busy getting ready for the party...of course, giving his master the knowledge on just what it was that he saw would suffice, wouldn't it?"

"A strange mambo? What exactly do you mean?" Sebastian questioned as he walked through the long halls of the mansion behind Ciel until they reached the bedroom. He opened the door for his master to go in first. "Tell me exactly what you saw."

~PlatinumCream~ · March 30th, 14, 12:23 AM

Even though, he's still young and under the age to be learning about that... he still wants to know. The young master's birthday is coming up soon and the housekeepers were setting the big event up - unexpectedly. A certain blonde haired being will be there making everything.... pink. Can't worry about that now, there's an important lesson coming.

Sighing deeply as he enters the bedroom and sits on the bed- a wide and big with a king size canopy bed with dark navy frills, the sheets was white and dark blue with matching pillows. "....I saw nude men, one had his thingy... or what other people called it a 'penis' inside of the man's mouth while the other one was sucking on it like it was a drink or candy or something. After that, the one who was sucking sits the guy's penis and started bouncing on it." Just talking about it made his stomach twist and turn quickly closing his legs.

TimetoDuel95 · March 30th, 14, 12:29 AM

Sebastian chuckled softly and closed the door. "Ah, Young Master...what you were witnessing was the 69-position where both partners pay attention to each others genital areas at the same time, in this case both men give attention to each other's penises. Then, you were witnessing them having normal intercourse where the bottom of pair gets ontop and takes his penis inside of his rear." Even though Sebastian was talking quite casually about it, he had to admit it was humorous to see his master's reactions to everything he was saying and just the mere image. Was the Young Master curious about the actions themselves, or just what he witnessed? Explaining didn't always lead to full understanding, and he rarely saw the Young Master have any sexual relations with she-who-must-not-be-named.