I left a book out on the table once. My dad found it, looked through it, and said "Oh yeah, nice book. I had to move it so your brother wouldn't find it."
So I said "thank you" to my boyfriend for letting me borrow "his" "surprisingly perverse" book. XD
Aaaand a bunch of times with my boyfriend...
So I would show him a sex scene, and he would shake his head and say my name three times...
__________________
"That's what she said... Or he said!"
|