Wild Discoveries (private for me and NarutoFan08)

I had put in a good four hours at the gym. All eyes were on me as I benchpressed 350, doing 30 reps and 5 sets. I kept getting rounds of applause and I felt proud. I worked hard for this physique I had, and I was glad people were recognizing me for the effort I put in. But why, FUCKING WHY can I still only think about Naruto?! It's really starting to piss me off.

It was 3:00 now. The bar had to be open. I don't care how long it was going to take me. I wasn't going to leave that bar until that stupid blonde was out of my head and another hot blonde was giving me head. Yeah...that seemed like a good rule. I exited the gym and jogged down to the local watering hole. As I thought, empty except for me and the barkeep. He asked me if it was too early for a drink. I responded by asking him why they opened so early then. He smiled and handed me a drink.

"Fucking Naruto." I mumbled as I sipped my beer.

[NarutoFan08]

College was sooooo different from Highschool. Most people in High school would try to make friends the first day, but everyone in costs kinda kept to themselves; non one was really trying to seek conversation or friendships.

I did well on my own. I was always the kind of person who was by himself. Companionship was nice, but I had adjusted to solitude. However, this was just lame. I didn't want to be alone for all of my college years, let alone my classes.

"Naruto, is that you?"

I hear a voice call from the side, and the whole class, including myself, turn towards that raspy shrill. When I saw him I swear I almost crapped my pants.

"Oh my god!" I practically shout in glee as he sauntered over to me with a big smile on his face. "What are you doing here? I thought you were gonna go to the University of Suna with your girl?"

My friend laughs, sits down next to ms, and says, "Nah. In the end, she ended up changing her mind. Her father's recent death kinda played a huge role. She doesn't even want to be anywhere near her hometown. She enrolled her and so did I. Looks like we got first period together."

"Ah!" I shriek excitedly. A few people give me those "shut the fuck up" looks, but I could care less. I was just so gosh-darn happy that he, my best friend, was here. "Oh my gosh, Shikamadu, you have no idea how much I've missed you!!"

"Apparently not enough to text or write on Leaftree," he says.

"Shut up," I laugh as I sock him lightly on the arm. "You so have to come to my dorm after this class is over. We can play Left 4 Dead 2 on the Xbox like we used to!"

Shikamaru shakes his head and weighs his options.

"Fuck it. I'm down!" he says.

A huge smile spreads across my face.

I downed the beer quickly. I liked this bar. It was small, cozy. It didn't house a lot of people, which was good because too many drunks would cause constant bar fights. I scanned the bar, there were some pretty decent hotties here as well. I smiled, ordering another beer.

As the sun set, I continued to drink more and more beer, becoming tipsy but not fully drunk. I ordered yet another beer as he heard someone talk to him.

"Hey." The voice sounded feminine. I quickly turned around. I saw a short, pink-haired girl. She was slim, and definitely had curves in all the right places. I couldn't help but gaze at the giant pair of double-d's she had. I looked back up at the girl.

"Hey." I replied, taking another sip of his beer.

"My name's Sakura. I saw you from across the bar and just wanted to come say hi."

"Cool. I'm Kiba, and I love your tits." Shit! That was not smooth at all! I shouldn't have drank so much. Much to my surprise though, she didn't slap me. Actually, she looked quite turned on.

"Normally I would be offended, but I'm going through a large dry spell, and it's nice to meet someone here who's hot and isn't gay, even if he is a jerk." I smiled. This girl was pretty forward about her needs. It only made it easier for me.

"Well, I might be the cure for that curse you're going through." I grabbed my crotch, showing Sakura my large rod in my pants. I could see her eyes widen and her mouth begin to salivate.

"Holy shit! Meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes. I want that cock." Sakura said before she walked off into the girls' washroom. Finally, a chance to get that fucking blonde GUY out of my head with some nice STRAIGHT sex. I couldn't wait.

[NarutoFan08]

It was times like this where I was glad I wasn't as anti-social as people initially made me out to be. It was nice to have that one best friend that could make you smile no matter what, that one best friend you could do anything with and always have a good time.

"TANK!!" Shikamaru shouts, and we're moving around crazily as we're rising to our feet and swaying the controllers from left to right, up and down.

"Oh my gooooood!" And the bastard thing got me. "I'm down! Run, Shikamaru! Leave me behind! Just - oh shit! That asshole killed me!"

Shikamaru's laughing, but he's still on edge. The AI's are trying to keep up with him, but they go down, too, and soon it was Shikamadu by himself. Avoiding Hunters, spitter patches, and running chargers, another Tank slams Shikamaru to the ground with a piece of flying concrete that seemed to automatically make a homing turn like a fucking curve-ball.

"What!?" Shikamaru exclaims as he jumps up from his seat, flails his arms in the air, and grunts. "That was nowhere near me! Damn you, you necklace monster!!"

I laugh at his comment. It's nothing but risible. I shake my head, and I grab my control so we can play again before I just pause. Shikamaru catches on, and he looks at me and shoot me a brow.

"Something up?"

"I think I'm gay," I say adamantly.

"Where's this coming from?"

Shikamaru didn't sound disgusted or repulsed with the news I had just delivered him. But that was to be expected from him. He was that kind of lazy layaboutwho never truely got into another's affair; his life was his own.

"I think... I like my roommate."

Shikamaru says nothing for a few seconds, but then, finally, after so long, he says, ever so casually I might add, "Pfft. Sucks for you!"

"Asshole," I laugh as I shake my head. "Let's just get this fucking game over with."

And we're playing again. There's no awkwardness; no uncomfortable silence. All is good between us, and I could have asked for nothing more.

Where the fuck was Kiba!!?

I stumbled back to my dorm, kicking open the door to my toom with a bottle in myhand. "I-I'm back!" I yelled out, letting out a beer-induced belch as I kicked off my shoes, each sneaker hitting the wall. I struggled to walk down the narrow hallway to the open area of our dorm, tripping and falling over the carpet on the floor.

I placed the bottle on my desk, only to see someone unrecognizable in my dorm. One was blonde, and the other was black-haired. Who the fuck was the black-haired kid. "W-Who the fuck is he?" I asked, my words slurring together. I pointed at the new kid, before totally losing interest in him. I moved towards Naruto, standing a mere inches away from him. "You," I stuck a finger in his face, "I fucking hate you so much!" I screamed. "You ruined everything! You broke me!" I continued to yell at Naruto.

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(What happened at the bar)

I quickly downed my beer and entered the girls' washroom, rendezvousing with Sakura in one of the stalls.

"Fuck, big boy, give me that cock of yours." Sakura whispered. She got straight to the point, I liked that. I watched as she got on her knees.

"Whoa, you don't get that cock so easy. I wanna see those huge tits of yours." Sakura looked at me with a confused look before it turned into a look of seduction.

"You're a horny one, aren't you? God, your perfect." Sakura said as she undressed, revealing her large set of double d's to Kiba. She massaged them with her hands, tweaking her nipples as she moaned, "Oohhhh Kibaaaa. Kibbaaa!!!" Sakura moaned as she continued to tease herself.

She was fucking hot. I needed her mouth on my cock right now. I forced her to the ground and grind my cock into her face. She grabbed it, sucking on the head of it eagerly. "God, it's so fucking big!" she moaned as she continued to suck on it. "Mmmm...Kiba!" I closed my eyes, placing a hand on her head and shoving it further down my cock.

It felt so good, feeling a mouth around my cock. "Kiba...Kibaaaaa" I continued to hear. God, I loved the way my name sounded when people moaned it. The pleasure was building, causing a moan to escape my mouth, "Ahh...Naruto..."

Sakura stopped. "Who the fuck is Naruto?!" She was pissed. I froze. Did I just say Naruto's name?! What the fuck?! This girl was sexy as fuck and I was still thinking of Naruto?! This shit needed to end now. I got dressed once again and headed out the door, downing it and demanding one for the road.

I stumbled across the campus, the only thing keeping me going was telling Naruto how much I fucking hated him right now.

[NarutoFan08]

He's drunk! I feel like laughing at him because of stupid he looks, but his hostile tone and the repugnant odor of booze is overwhelming me and causing all rationality to fly out the window. I'm aggravated, and Shikamaru could sense this. He makes his way to leave, but I demand that he stays.

Who the fuck was Kiba to think he could barge in like this and tell me whatever the fuck was at the top of his head? I was so pissed, but I stayed collected.

Balling my fists and letting out a breath, I said, "You're drunk. Lie down, and then tell me why you hate me so much - because, regardless of whether you hate me or love me, I'm your roommate for the rest of the year."

"Everything okay?" Shikamaru asks.

"Yeah," I say as I pull Kiba by his arm and lay him down on the bed, sitting next to him. "Go ahead and play. I'll join in right now."

I looked at Kiba, and his eyes were on mine. They were hazy and half-lidded. The alcohol no doubt.

"Now why do you hate me?"

I lifted a finger, pointing at Naruto. This was my chance. My chance to tell him how much of a fucking nuisance he was. How he fucked everything up for me. How I'd never be able to fuck another woman again without thinking about him. Without thinking about that perfect, smooth tanned skin of his. Without thinking of his deep, blue eyes or his disarming smile. Without thinking about the way his chest fell and rose delicately in his sleep. And especially without thinking about that cute, tight ass of his.

MOTHERFUCKER! There it was again! I had to end this right now! I had to tell him how fucked he made me. I had to tell him--"Uuuuurrrrhhhffuulllcchhkkiyynnnnsssgggg bbbaarrrttsssuuuullliirrdddd" What the fuck?! Tell him! Tell him how fucking annoying he is! "Ffffoooiiiuuuunnnnnccchhhhyykkk yyyyytttooooouu" Just fucking great. I can't speak now. Fucking alcohol! I have to tell him--wait, where did he go?! Amazing! Now my fucking eyes are closed.

Just tell him how much you hate him. Just...just...never mind. I'm much too tired to bitch right now. Let's...let's just go to sleep.

[NarutoFan08]

Kiba was weird. I don't think there was any other way to explain it. One minute he's cussing me out, the second he's having a conniption, and then, before I even knew it, he was fast asleep. I had moved away from him the moment he had started his rant, though. Maybe that's why I didn't catch him before he had closed his eyes.

It was whatever's though.

Personally, I couldn't stand people who got drunk off their asses. I mean it's cool to get shitfaced, but if you're gonna do it, don't do it when you're the kind of drunk everybody just wants to punch out. Attitude? Seriously!

I let out a huff. Why couldn't people be more responsible, down to earth, and control thier alcohol intake. I mean it's not that hard. Ya just gotta know your limit. Apparently people like Kiba think otherwise, though.

Moron.

"What the hell was that about?" Shikamaru asks out of the blue as I sit down next to him on the spare chair as he hands me my controller.

"I dont even fucking know," I say, sounding resigned.

Shikamaru's eyes glance over to Kiba's form, and they glaze over his profile.

"So this is the guy that you like?"

"I said I think I like him," I correct almost automatically.

Shikamaru continues to look over Kiba some more, and then, out of nowhere, he begins to chuckle. His laughter starts off short, but then it's deafening as it fills the room. He's looking away from me, and he's holding his sides.

"What's so funny?" I ask.

He shakes his head and waves it off, but I persist.

"Tell me. I wanna know," I say, huffing out my cheeks with indignation.

After a moments pause of tryingto recollect himself, Shikamaru speaks up, blurting, "You'd so be his bitch!"

A heat spreads to my cheeks, and I grit my teeth and ball my fists. I then punch Shikamaru in his open chest and say, "Shut the fuck up, and start the game!"

He does so, but all the while he continues to laugh. The fucking ass!

The great thing about disciplining your body is that it is able to protect from whatever substances it takes in. I'm pretty sure I could do as many drugs as I wanted and live to tell the tale because of the intensive care I put into my body. Of course I wouldn't, but back to the point. I sober up real fast, in a matter of hours really (and that's without the aid of any other products).

I wake up, my head pounding just a bit as I find myself in my bed. I laugh a bit, for once it wasn't drenched in my cum. I can't remember a thing as to how I got here. Last thing I remembered I was in the stall with that slut Sakura and she was sucking my dick. I smiled, finally, I was getting some well needed pussy. I sit up, feeling the room spin around me as I close my eyes, trying to focus myself.

I stand up, stumbling a bit as I found my ground. I can see Naruto playing some video games. There was another guy here too, he had long black hair tied up in a short pony tail. He was really slender. He must be one of Naruto's friends. I stumbled over to Naruto, leaning on the chair he was sitting on for support. "Hey, any idea how I got back here?" I asked Naruto, hoping he could clear up some of the confusion.

I turned to the other boy. "Oh shit dude. Sorry for being so rude. I'm Kiba, Kiba Inuzuka." I stuck my hand out to shake his.

[NarutoFan08]

I literally felt like jumping and screaming when Kiba got up and touched me, but theni realized that would have been uber lame - and gay, so I had decided not to. He asks me a question of how he got here and then introduces himself to Shikamaru. At least, in a way, he was making up for his behavior, even if he was unaware.

"Heh, I'm Shikamaru," Shika greets. They shake hands real quickly and then an awkward, quiet tension fills the room. I hate the silence, so I get up.

"I need to talk to you... in private," I tell Kiba as I grab him by the wrist. I mean to go out in the hall, but I remember that there's always people out there, so I less him into the bathroom.

"Try not to have to much fun, Naruto," Shikamaru laughs.

"Shut the hell up, dumbass!" I say as I close the door. "What you did was sooooooo uncool."

My arms are crossed and I'm glaring at Kiba. He's getting it.