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**Shaxel** · March 21st, 08, 03:20 AM

Envy quickly made his way down the halls to Ed's room, snickering to himself the entire way. Oddly enough he was well aware of exactly which room the Elric boy lived in.

File snooping and stalking had long since burned the door number into his brain. He made certain no one was around, then shifted his body into that of small beetle and crawled under the door, returning to his normal form once inside.

Placing his hands behind his head and offering a cocky grin he called out for Edward.

"Oi chibi! Your colonel is pretty concerned about you. I think he wants to be your new daddy."

**Arkham-Insanity** · March 21st, 08, 03:28 AM

Ed stepped out of the shower a towel wrapped around his head....but that was the only place the towel was...his body was dripping wet and slick with beads of water.

Ed was confused but shrugged...his face still pink from his passion.
"He's always like that...an obsessed dick face." Ed crossed the floor still dripping wet and naked.
"Hey would you mind brading my hair back...Al usualy does it for me...but I cant seem to find him.

**Shaxel** · March 21st, 08, 03:33 AM

Envy arched a thin eyebrow at the request but if his plan was going to work he would have to settle in and do mundane things with the runt, besides it wasn't like it was so difficult to braid hair.

The sin sat down on the floor and tugged Ed to kneel in front of him, finger combing through the damp blond locks before plaiting ed's hair into three thick sections and starting to braid.

"I think I almost made him shit himself when I shifted. You should have seen his face.." He laughed, obviously enjoying the memory.

**Arkham-Insanity** · March 21st, 08, 03:44 AM

ED laughed imaging the look on the Colonels face.
"You are the best Envy...that will show that brown nosing colonel a thing or two.
Ed yawned and leaned back in Envys lap, exhaution taking over...him still undressed but dry now Ed started to snuggle with Envy. wrapping his arms around his waist.
Ed coudlnt help but land a kiss on Envys bared stomach.

**Shaxel** · March 21st, 08, 03:48 AM

Cuddling wasn't exactly high on Envy's skill list. In fact he couldn't remember really ever doing such a thing with anyone. He stared down at Edward with wide eyes, a slightly tinge of pink creeping into his cheeks as the chibi's soft lips pressed against his stomach, leaving a tingling sensation against the skin.

For a moment Envy just stared, then he snorted softly and flicked Edward in the forehead, right between the eyes.

"Oi shorty! I'm not your bed." he poked at Edward roughly, trying to get him to..well..move.

**Arkham-Insanity** · March 21st, 08, 03:56 AM

"your not a bed...your a soft sweet pillow!" Ed responed with a small laugh and this time licked Envys stomach with his tounge....and wrapped his arms tighter around the sins waist.

**Shaxel** · March 21st, 08, 04:01 AM

"Soft...sweet..?" Envy felt his eye twitching..violently. He was anything but soft and sweet! That was...well..the RUNT was soft and..not sweet per say but certainly closer to it than him! He was a carefully cultivated machine of mass destruction and blood-stained chaos all in one devastatingly cute package! Not at all sweet and soft!

Ed obviously needed to remember WHO he was dealing with! The sin nodded to himself, then snagged a hold of Ed's braid and yanked backward, prying the boy off. He then stood up and swung the chibi around by the hair, using his inhuman strength to fling the alchemist across the room and onto the nearby couch.

He smirked, slender hands resting imperiously on gently curved hips.

**Arkham-Insanity** · March 21st, 08, 04:05 AM

"AHHHHHhhhhhh" Ed screamed as he was flung suddenly by Envy and landed head first into the couch.
"OWWW hey...what you do that for." Ed said pouting and looking surprised.
"t-that hurt" he sniffled a bit.

**Shaxel** · March 21st, 08, 04:13 AM

Envy smirked and walked over to where Ed was, leaning down to pet the chibi on his little blond head.

"Never forget who you are dealing with. Now. You go to bed like a good little boy chibi-san."

He winked once, then strode across to the window, opened it, and in a flash of alchemic light, transformed into a jet black raven, flying off into the darkness over Central.

**Arkham-Insanity** · March 21st, 08, 06:53 PM

As soon as Eds head hit the pillow he was alseep, he had wonderfull dreams in where he found the stone and was able to bring his brothers body back...but in the dream Als body looked very much like Envy.

Roy Mustang peeked in on Ed during the night....making sure he was there...and safe.

The next morning Ed woke up, his head was poudning, and his eyes felt swolen...his whole body felt stiff and achy....he groaned rolling over on his stomach...forcing his eyes open he looked at his pocket watch, it was 10 past the hour...he had over slept....not that it really matterd....since it was saturday. groggily he sat up and pushed the blankets back and then looked in surprise.
"Why am I sleeping naked?" he was shocked as he saw himself, granted its not like he actually wore pj's ...but he wasnt even wearing boxers. Eds face blushed and he coverd himself, then like a ton of bricks the memories from last night fell on his mind...and his eyes widend....Envy...he had...OMG! Fullmetal suddenly let out a cry horror, and he grabbed his face with his hands.
"It cant be true...it cant be..surely I diddnt...." but ed couldnt deny the memories...and his body showed the sighns of last nights play....and his hair..braided and tied off in a peice of materal that matched Envy.

Ed suddenly wanted very much to die. remembering how he had snuggled with the sin..wanted to be close to him, Ed suddenly felt like he was going to throw up.